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The question I wanted to ask:
Does it ever stop being special?
Does it ever become mundane and routine?
Does it, once you know what you're doing, become any less sublime?
Sensible replys please.
Is it just me that didn't know this?
Also, average thingy size. This seems to vary depending on where you read it. I always thought it was supposed to be 6", but then I've read elsewhere that it was 5.5" or 5.8" (and in porn mail advertising extensions, you are informed it's 6.5", which is a blatant lie). I've also read somewhere that 90% of blokes are almost dead on the average size.
Interestingly, it's also been quoted as varying with ethnic origin. 5" for orientals, 6" for europeans, and 7" for africans.
A fascintaing subject, huh?
Colin
> Pay attention to what you're doing, and the response it gets. Be
> gentle, but also try out rough. Try variations on the themes that
> work, to find the ones that work the best. Keep doing them. Lots. And
> lots. Don't even think about getting your little fella in on the
> action until the plaster that fell off the ceiling from the shouting
> has settled.
Sounds like far too much work to me. Amazing though that so many people put so much thought into the most basic and ancient physical act human beings can engage in.
Orgasm, schmorgasm. However good they are, they don't last very long, and then it's back down to earth, and what have you got to show for your efforts?
It's far less engaging to go on a roller coaster for a similar effect with less need for tissue paper. You might have to pay, but at least you get a nice framed picture for your time.
;p
Colin
> That doesn't help much, but I'm pretty sure I sawed it.
Was it a dare?
Ouchie
> We should see what age everyone lost their virginity
>
> To make me feel worse/better
I'm sure there was a post on this sometime in the last 12-18 months. That doesn't help much, but I'm pretty sure I sawed it.
To make me feel worse/better
> Jonman wrote:
> Two words for you. Multiple. Orgasms.
>
> One word for you. How?
One word back at you, but repeated three times. Foreplay, foreplay foreplay. Needs maximal relaxedness and feeling at ease.
Pay attention to what you're doing, and the response it gets. Be gentle, but also try out rough. Try variations on the themes that work, to find the ones that work the best. Keep doing them. Lots. And lots. Don't even think about getting your little fella in on the action until the plaster that fell off the ceiling from the shouting has settled.
Alright?
Mouldy Cheese: " that would be boasting "
:P