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The SR championships are about to take off, each competitor is ready, the choice of game for this heat is Goldeneye on the N64.
All the gamers were picked fairly out off the hat.
20 SR's users wait for there name to be called:
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The Game vs Armatige Shanks
pb vs edgy
New Jimmy vs Wookie Monster
golden rhino vs vai
Sonic Rav vs er-no
tony vs The Cheese
ben375 vs FantasyMeisteŽ
Dan2K1 vs Ant
meka dragon vs Venombyte
ali vs M.Farras
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The Game begins to complain and ask to play wrestling instead of Goldeneye, after a heated argument he gives in and sits next to Armatige Shanks who is ready for rule read out:
Announcer:
'This is a one on one 5 minute match, winner goes through, loser is out, the Arena is selected at random and the characters are picked by the players. The weapons category is 'Automatics'.
The Game vs Armatige Shanks match is held in the Stack level.
The Game is Bond
Armatige Shanks is Boris
The Game is very silly during the match and manages to miss Body Armour and the Deutsch, Armatige Shanks still only manages to win 2-0.
The Game is OUT.
Here are the results the first round.
The Game vs Armatige Shanks ( 0-2)
pb vs edgy (1-1, replay soon)
New Jimmy vs Wookie Monster (1-2)
golden rhino vs vai (2-2 replay soon)
Sonic Rav vs er-no ( 0-4)
tony vs The Cheese (2-0)
ben375 vs FantasyMeisteŽ (0-3)
Dan2K1 vs Ant ( replay soon)
meka dragon vs Venombyte (2-1)
ali vs M.Farras (5-0)
Shall I carry this on, please can no one else write any matches, let me do it!
P.S Bribes will be excepted.
All the gamers were picked fairly out off the hat.
20 SR's users wait for there name to be called:
......................
......................
The Game vs Armatige Shanks
pb vs edgy
New Jimmy vs Wookie Monster
golden rhino vs vai
Sonic Rav vs er-no
tony vs The Cheese
ben375 vs FantasyMeisteŽ
Dan2K1 vs Ant
meka dragon vs Venombyte
ali vs M.Farras
......................
......................
The Game begins to complain and ask to play wrestling instead of Goldeneye, after a heated argument he gives in and sits next to Armatige Shanks who is ready for rule read out:
Announcer:
'This is a one on one 5 minute match, winner goes through, loser is out, the Arena is selected at random and the characters are picked by the players. The weapons category is 'Automatics'.
The Game vs Armatige Shanks match is held in the Stack level.
The Game is Bond
Armatige Shanks is Boris
The Game is very silly during the match and manages to miss Body Armour and the Deutsch, Armatige Shanks still only manages to win 2-0.
The Game is OUT.
Here are the results the first round.
The Game vs Armatige Shanks ( 0-2)
pb vs edgy (1-1, replay soon)
New Jimmy vs Wookie Monster (1-2)
golden rhino vs vai (2-2 replay soon)
Sonic Rav vs er-no ( 0-4)
tony vs The Cheese (2-0)
ben375 vs FantasyMeisteŽ (0-3)
Dan2K1 vs Ant ( replay soon)
meka dragon vs Venombyte (2-1)
ali vs M.Farras (5-0)
Shall I carry this on, please can no one else write any matches, let me do it!
P.S Bribes will be excepted.
Page:
well done SNIPER u won!
Yipee!
yes sorry you lost!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO I was framed I would have won!
POWER OF THE SHEEP
POWER OF THE SHEEP
Here is the final:
SHEEPY vs SNIPER vs Ali
The three men sit down infront of the large projected screen, SHEEPY and SNIPER wish each other good luck and Ali doesn't talk, takes a sip of gin and picks up his special green controll. SNIPER picks up his control with his mouth and looks at SHEEPY to ask for help, SHEEPY picks SNIPERS control up and puts it in SNIPERS left hand and mouth.
The audience didn't really know who was going to win, they wanted a brill match, officials had changed the rules at the last minute and the new match was a three way, 1 hit kill match. (When the person dies once, he is out) it really was going to bring the championships to a tense finish.
Amazing SNIPER looked confident holding the control in such a weird way. No one doubted that SNIPER could win but having the 3d control stick in his mouth was suspicious.
The match was near start and the crowd of losers (people who were sent out) were watching.
(Ant saw something he shoudn't have earlier, he saw SNIPER give SHEEPY money and they looked as if they had a plan.)
3....2...1...go
Ali ran to the far side of the arena (complex) and SHEEPY and SNIPER ran at each other and stopped and then just stood looking at each others heads, side by side they then stood, waiting. Ali was getting heavily peeved at this action and went after them both, SNIPER was watching SHEEPYs back and vice-versa.
They both ran to a better position ready to take out ali.
Ali wanted to just get one of them out and then deal with the other, he knew body armour was useless and decided to go towards the 2.
MAP:
Sn|
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Sh|
|
===Al
Al: ali
Sn: SNIPER
Sh: SHEEPY
Ali ran up the= and Sheepy turned to meet his fate, ali had managed to shoot him in the chest, it was over, Sheepy was out of the competition. SNIPER had ran, he was meant to be helping Sheepy and Sheepy would not have died if it wasn't for him. Sheepy got up from his chair and pulled the controll out of SNIPERS mouth. ALi ran as fast as he could towards sniper in the complex .
Sniper was fiddleing around with his left hand and mouth to try and get the control back into play. SHEEPY had left the building. SNIPER was alone with a crazy Ali backing him close. SNIPER had it and then dropped the control again. Ali was laughing, he was standing in front of Sniper in the alley of the complex and was laughing.
he was counting. 5...4...3.
he was going to shoot sniper ad win the title when sniper kicked the nintendo controll across the floor and it hit the table leg and 2...snipers character shot a bullet straight into alis head. ali was still laughing and was looking away from the screen and said 1 and then shoot but his screen was red..it was no good. SNIPER had deceived all odds and won the SR CHAMPIONSHIPS.
Not many people cheered him but there in the corner came a big clap. it was from Ant,
Sheepy had given SNIPER money to let him win, but SNIPER refused and had handed the money back to him (thats what Ant saw) SNIPER was then crowned a champion and he really deserved it.
still to this day does Ali walk around saying 5..4..3.2..1 and pulling his finger at people. why did he wait? maybe sniper bribed him....no one knows.
SHEEPY vs SNIPER vs Ali
The three men sit down infront of the large projected screen, SHEEPY and SNIPER wish each other good luck and Ali doesn't talk, takes a sip of gin and picks up his special green controll. SNIPER picks up his control with his mouth and looks at SHEEPY to ask for help, SHEEPY picks SNIPERS control up and puts it in SNIPERS left hand and mouth.
The audience didn't really know who was going to win, they wanted a brill match, officials had changed the rules at the last minute and the new match was a three way, 1 hit kill match. (When the person dies once, he is out) it really was going to bring the championships to a tense finish.
Amazing SNIPER looked confident holding the control in such a weird way. No one doubted that SNIPER could win but having the 3d control stick in his mouth was suspicious.
The match was near start and the crowd of losers (people who were sent out) were watching.
(Ant saw something he shoudn't have earlier, he saw SNIPER give SHEEPY money and they looked as if they had a plan.)
3....2...1...go
Ali ran to the far side of the arena (complex) and SHEEPY and SNIPER ran at each other and stopped and then just stood looking at each others heads, side by side they then stood, waiting. Ali was getting heavily peeved at this action and went after them both, SNIPER was watching SHEEPYs back and vice-versa.
They both ran to a better position ready to take out ali.
Ali wanted to just get one of them out and then deal with the other, he knew body armour was useless and decided to go towards the 2.
MAP:
Sn|
|
Sh|
|
===Al
Al: ali
Sn: SNIPER
Sh: SHEEPY
Ali ran up the= and Sheepy turned to meet his fate, ali had managed to shoot him in the chest, it was over, Sheepy was out of the competition. SNIPER had ran, he was meant to be helping Sheepy and Sheepy would not have died if it wasn't for him. Sheepy got up from his chair and pulled the controll out of SNIPERS mouth. ALi ran as fast as he could towards sniper in the complex .
Sniper was fiddleing around with his left hand and mouth to try and get the control back into play. SHEEPY had left the building. SNIPER was alone with a crazy Ali backing him close. SNIPER had it and then dropped the control again. Ali was laughing, he was standing in front of Sniper in the alley of the complex and was laughing.
he was counting. 5...4...3.
he was going to shoot sniper ad win the title when sniper kicked the nintendo controll across the floor and it hit the table leg and 2...snipers character shot a bullet straight into alis head. ali was still laughing and was looking away from the screen and said 1 and then shoot but his screen was red..it was no good. SNIPER had deceived all odds and won the SR CHAMPIONSHIPS.
Not many people cheered him but there in the corner came a big clap. it was from Ant,
Sheepy had given SNIPER money to let him win, but SNIPER refused and had handed the money back to him (thats what Ant saw) SNIPER was then crowned a champion and he really deserved it.
still to this day does Ali walk around saying 5..4..3.2..1 and pulling his finger at people. why did he wait? maybe sniper bribed him....no one knows.
it will be here by 10:00 tonight!
but i coming straight outta wimbledon with a loose cannon, a crazy little cracker named NO.
This is the autobiography of the er:
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This is the autobiography of the er:
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er-no: Modern day Confuseus.
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