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"New Matrix Reloaded trailer out"

www.thematrix.com

Do it, do it do it do it do it do it do it.

And let me know when you've seen it, because it's a bast to access. I'm guessing the site is rammed at the moment. I'll let you know if it's much cop after I've seen it.

"Rest assured, I shall be on the internet within minutes registering my displeasure."

Shut up; shut up...your going to ruin it for me.

*Covers ears*

Anyway, I think I may have seen it before, a friend of mine has a trailer on a free DVD he got with a mag.

All you people praise the matrix, but how many of you can actually understand every single bit of it?

*rubs eyes in disbelief*

Oh my holy God, that just looks like it's gonna rock something ace!

I like the way that instead of not bothering to jump really far, or get involved in car chases, Neo just flies everywhere. Nice.

I saw it ages ago, Parr got me it off KaZaA about 2 months ago. He also got me one of Revolutions! They both look amazing especially the clip where he is surrouned by agents and fighting them all with a stick thing.

It's one of those things where you watch it, then wish you hadn't because it's spoilt some stuff (I mean, come on, was there ANYBODY who hadn't seen Neo dodging the bullets before they saw The Matrix?)

I'm uber excited about this film, to be blunt - I can't wait.

I don't like it when they show stunts like that, because you may find yourself waiting the whole movie for it. This happened for me once whilst watching the jackass movie. I saw a 'making off' feature, and they didn't even put it in the final version.

That bit where neo jumps at the agent was quite near the end as well.

Could someone please tell me the diologue for the trailer because there is no sound when I try and watch it.

Dialogue is as follows:-

"Far into the future a dark force is trying to take over the world as we know it, the Spice Girls got back together.

*Scary music*

The 21st centuries super heros must join together in a valliant battle to destroy the dark spicy forces and regain sanity for earth people.

Starring,

The power rangers
Braveheart
Spiderman
Jordan
Jackie Chan
Ali G
And Richard Gere

*Heavy rock music and some action scenes followed by a big explosion*

-Spice World 2, coming May 21st-,
'Prepare Yourself'

*End trailer*

Neo: "I'm Ted Theodore Logan, and I've come to kick your butt back to the stone age"

Agent Ssssmith: "Mr Anderssson... you must get the ring to Mount Doom, before... err, I mean, let's ruck.

Neo: "I'm totally going to kill you until you die of it. In bullet-time."

Trinity: "I am wearing leather for no reason other than to look sexy."

Morpheous: "And I speak solely in metaphor. Tonight may be the most important night in your lives, this is a war etc. Sod it, let's fight again. In bullet-time. With swords. While driving."

Neo: "Whoah"

Then all the Agents jump on Neo, but he gets in the phone box with Rufus and escapes.

You stole my spoof dialogue Snuggly, now you must pay. Lets right, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon style.

*Flies over roof*