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"I'm going to be a questionaire on question time."

My question to the panel will be:

Panel,

what assurances can you give me that we are not simply living in a virtual world, generated by machines to simulate the peak of our civilization, holding us captive, whist using the heat produced by our bodies to generate energy?

My question to the panel will be:

Panel,

what assurances can you give me that we are not simply living in a virtual world, generated by machines to simulate the peak of our civilization, holding us captive, whist using the heat produced by our bodies to generate energy?

do it

YES!

My question to the panel is why when you blow in a dog's face does it get snappy and angry, yet is quite happy to stuff it's head out of the window whilst barelling down the M1 at 90mph?

Paint a glove orange

Call one of the panalists a knob then run down... slap him/her with your hand and shout 'YOU'VE BEEN TANGOED'

Goatboy wrote:
> My question to the panel is why when you blow in a dog's face does it
> get snappy and angry, yet is quite happy to stuff it's head out of the
> window whilst barelling down the M1 at 90mph?

Because it's a sniffer dog?

Actually my new question will be aimed at the person on the panel most likely to cry:

Given the recent animosity between the certain factions in the Middle East and the publication of the Bilx report (dramatic pause)...... did you order the code red? I want the truth!

Are you, or have you ever been, a shaved rat in a helmet?

Good question...
Did you get it out of "Bart simpsons guid to life"

I doubt it.