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I'd send bomb threats to loads of major airports around London. Maybe sacrifice a few people to show them that there are people taking bombs in.
All the time, leave one airport clean, and as all the other airports close, all the customers that have had their flights at all the other airports cancelled will travel to this one.
...And as it starts to get overcrowded because there aren't enough planes...
*boom*