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"£20 notes in Walkers crisps"

Yesterday on the chris moyles show they spent £20 on buying 58 packets of walkers crisps. Now out of those 58 packets they found 5 blue sachets. And out of those 5 blue sachets there was no money, only crisp vouchers. So before you go spending you life savings on crisps, Dont.

I liked the crisps which contained blue sachets full of salt. You simply opened them and poured the salt onto the crisps. Then you would spend ten minutes shaking the packet in a vain effort to dislodge the entire sachet of salt from the first crisp it landed on.

I think it was some form of health initiative to make you exercise before endulging in fried potato products.

Pointless but strangely compelling.

I won £5 in a packet of Walkers Squares.

Never done athletics, just one of those metabolisms that allows me to eat junk and swaff beer.

I'll be rakishly thin, but one day my heart will explode like a firework and I'll be dead before I hit the floor.

Heh. I was bang into athletics when I were t'lad, and was both 6 foot and a mere 10.5 stone when I was 17. Then I went to university. Then I discovered cider. Hence the whole "Pipe cleaner-grape" thing...

I used to be a skinny wee thing until I got to about 20.
Worryingly thin, used to be about 8st until I hit 20, then ballooned almost overnight to a steady 11st.

*pats stomach*
I'm on the smoke yourself thin diet, it's fantastic

Frighteningly enough, I've lost about 2.5 stones in the last few months. Okay you may think, but I was only 13.5 to begin with. I'm rather enjoying being slim again. I was getting sick of looking like a pipe cleaner with a grape wedged halfway up it.

Goatboy wrote:
> Beer gut is the sign of a man.
> Crisp gut is the sign of big girly man.
>
> At least make sure it's curry gut or pizza gut, that's acceptable
>
> *thumps chest and breaks off into smokers cough*

You've listed all of my weaknesses there.
Beer, curry, pizza and tabs.
I'm one healthy individual ;)

Beer gut is the sign of a man.
Crisp gut is the sign of big girly man.

At least make sure it's curry gut or pizza gut, that's acceptable

*thumps chest and breaks off into smokers cough*

> I did get a fiver from a bag of Walkers Marmite crisps yesterday, so
> don't despair. And if you're a gutsy fat shagsack like me and eat
> loads of crisps anyway, then who cares?

I don't tend to eat many packets of crisps, but when I do I buy two bags of Doritos dipping chips and a chilli cheese dip (approx one a week).

How I'm still lanky I'll never know. Got a bit of a beer gut though.....

Every time I turn on the radio, its emenem playing.
I'm sure its a conspiracy to drive me mental.

I like hip-hop in general, but his voice is like nails down a blackboard to me.
When that or the teenybop rubbish comes on, straight on with the NIN, Underworld or 16 Volt CD.........