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The sun was shining in...
The sun was shining in...freeola land and then the fairies and pixies decided to jump up and grab some large, delicious black Shiraz grapes. Suddenly, one of the grapes changed into the
most beautiful little gem that they had ever seen. However, the gem wasn't all sparkly and pure, as expected. It was knobbly and resembled a bag of potatoes. This strangley confused the poor little mites, who began to shudder with regret, so decided to make some french fries instead. But just as they peeled,a rotund Freeola pixie said "Beware, that be the Poootatoooo of death. May contain nuts."
Shock and stunned at these revelations, the pixies decided to search the potato for nuts. One pixie discovered a huge cockney worm. Suprised, he shouted "Here, look a cockaknee worm!" To which the worm replied "I aint a cockaknee, I'm a full blown Kneesdon worm!"
One of the pixies also found a large pile of diabetic chocolate crumbs with extra helpings of melted chocolate sauce sprinkled with hundreds and thousands! Hidden within a crumb was the p**sed off cockney worm, who really was not one, that yelled at the top (of his voice)
'BEHOLD, IT IS I, THE...KNOCK KNEED KNEESDEN WORM KING!'
The pixie, obviously afraid of this hideous, screaming, wriggling worm...decided to take a bite out of a nearby crumb to calm his nerves before he took his pixie citizenship and gain the badge he desired.
The badge began to glow a bright blue and emit a piercing ray of raw beef and onion crisp fragments that glowed eerily in the moonlight that begun to shine. A lonely wolf howled longingly as the beefy onion fragments coagulated in the garlic sauce.
The smell of this mix wafted a rush of aromatic lily petals, five feet away from the stunned freeola pixie. To his own surprise, he carefully reached down to pick ....