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> Why is there a monkey in my room?
that baint no monkey! that just be me! ooh - ahh! ohh - ahh!
> Give that man a lemon! hey! im feeing generous, GIVE HIM TWO!
*dances the Happy Double Lemon Dance*
> Why is there a monkey in my room?
Sgt Pepper wrote:
> that baint no monkey! that just be me! ooh - ahh! ohh - ahh!
He's right there...wait a minute! GET OUT OF HERCULES'S ROOM YOU PERVY MONKEY PERVERT!
and why is it that everytime I'm down, life kicks me in the ribs and stamps on my head with running spikes?
Answers on a postcard please!
> Alright, heres one for you to research...there are 3 words in the
> english language thatend in "gry". One is angry, one is
> hungry, whats the third?
>
> Answers on a postcard please!
Hungry.
Only joking, that's an old pub quiz question. Answer is 'gry'.
> Why do dogs have cold noses?
Because they don't have opposeable thumbs, and thus eating ice creams is tricky. What dogs do, is put them on the floor and savagely rummage around with their mouth, getting it all over their face (which includes their nose). Of course, this makes their noses cold.
> and why is it that everytime I'm down, life kicks me in the ribs and
> stamps on my head with running spikes?
Because God hates you.
> and why is it that everytime I'm down, life kicks me in the ribs and
> stamps on my head with running spikes?
hmmmmmmm (sarcasticly) i wonder. hmmmmm.