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"Muuuuuuuuuh indeed"

Went to a certain "Toyz Are Them" Warehouse to purchase a lightsaber with which to menace the cat and impress the dog.
They only had a "Darth Tyranus" one. With a pic of a character.
Gee, thanks for giving that away on the bloody packaging before the film is launched.
Tossy merchandising freaks.
Aaaanyways, I went in to get a lightsaber.

Came out with a Gamecube + Rogue Thingy + Memory Card.

Dunno how that happened.
So, as a long-time Ninty loather, why'd I do it?
Rogue Whatsit.
I like Star Wars games. I had an N64 for "Shadows of The Empire", and the only decent bit was the Hoth level at the start. The rest of that game licked balls - really, it did.
The Gamecube. It's small and black. A bit like Gary Coleman except the Cube won't go "Whatchoo tawkin' 'bout?" in a comedy manner.

I saw the other games and none of them appeal at all. Super Monkey Ball just doesn't do it for me, cutesy ain't my bag baby.
But Rogue Ujiithing is top.
One complaint though - it's almost impossible to see the Tie-Fighters on the space levels when there's loads of asteroids/bits coming at you.
And it's hard, damned hard.
I'm up to the Hoth Level and only just managed to earn a Bronze medal for 3 points.
Woo.
So why is this game excellent?
You get clips from the original film in the background, and it's the bits from the film you remember - right down to the dialogue and hearing "Yee-ha, now let's blow this thing and go home" on the Death Star Trench Run.
ANY game that starts with that level has to rule.

So go on, mock me for giving in and joining the ranks of the retarded and simple. God knows I would.
However, I also have my Xbox which I thoroughly enjoy.
So I can say, with hand on heart, that the Xbox is just as good as The Cube.
That settles this argument once and for all.
I love Halo and UFC, and I love Rogue Whatsits.

I like my Xbox because we get Chase/Crash/POW/Metal Gear Something/Project Ego and others.
I like my Gamecube because I can play Rogue Majooby.
Not sure what other games I fancy on The Cube, I know Resident Evil is supposed to be good, as is ...er.... another couple I can't remember (Grix will now shout about Skies of Arcadia).
One thing, whilst playing Rogue Mahone, it crashed.
It just went black and nothing happened.
I had to restart.
Not impressed at all with that, I may take it back and swap it.

So, from a person that still hates the N64 and will attempt to smash Lylat Wars/Starfux Adventures with my fase if I see it, the Gamecube is reasonably priced for what it is.
As is the Xbox.
They are both ok for playing games on.

To be perfectly honest, I'm shocked and appalled that you didn't wait until a limited edition Hello Kitty version of the GC was released, like the rest of us grown-up, sexually-ambivalent Ninties.

You'll be a laughing stock down the crochet club.

Goatboy wrote:
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> The Gamecube. It's small and black. A bit like Gary Coleman

>I see a new advertising campaign coming...

At least he didn't say 'small and purple'.

monkey_man wrote:
> At least he didn't say 'small and purple'.


I thought that.

I also thought that, with your tagline, you should change your name to 'muuuuuhhhhhnkey_man', but there you go.

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Happy now!?

Yup! :-)

> Goatboy wrote:
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> The Gamecube. It's small and black. A bit like Gary Coleman


this ones for you Goaty...

Gary

Okaaay.
Do I get a free black midget then?
Cool, he'll be my friend and I'll get him drunk.

Darkus wrote:

> this ones for you Goaty...

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