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"A true story that happened to me today."

Me my brother and his best freind went to the Quarry. We built a base. It had loads of cool junk. Then some idiots stole our stuff while we were back at home for an hour or two. Then we went back to our base. We new two other bases there we checked the first one the idiots who stole our stuff were there one person who was older than my brother. There were three idiots there and they were stupid enough to confess that they had stolen our stuff. Minutes later the youngest person came and stole a bit of our stuff then he ran off. Then all of them came with weak little sticks. Luckily a piece of our junk was a long metal pole. Then they went back to their base and got some of our stuff and chucked it at us. Then they came back with bricks i was scared so I went to the bench at the water. My brother and his best freind were trying to start a fight but the idiots chickend off. Then my brother came running around the water to see how i was. After that he went back to look for his best freind (who is very strong). Then his best freind came to me so we went looking for my brother when we found him him and his best freind went to find the idiots. I went to sit down I saw the idiots with bricks. I ran off to the other side of the pond. Then they found my brother and his best freind. They ran my brothers best freind had sliped on a steep path his hand was bleeding. He got up and ran he had lost the idiots. They had to find me while dodging the idiots because i had went on the other side of the pond. After a while i decided to go. I ran untill i got to the main road there i saw my brother and his best freind and we walked home together. They looked all over the quarry for me. Exept the pond.
Thank you for reading.

Once upon a time, there was a really turgid post....

Guess what? I did a little detective work and came ot the conclusion (Quinty will especially enjoy this) that AGH?!!! is no other than genral (sic) lee evil, a.k.a FOOTBALL GOD!

AGH!! is a regular, so he isn't new, and FOOTBALL GOD and genrallee evil have gone from the top 30 posters. Plus the post sucked so that kind of gave it away!

1.that was not long
2.that was not interesting
3.that was not amusing
4.it was pointless

Jesus freakin' Christ you suck!

sorry i meant never knew

i never junk could be called "cool". also i got lost half way through. it needed paragraphs.

Me my brother and his best freind went to the Quarry. We built a base. It had loads of cool junk. Then some idiots stole our stuff while we were back at home for an hour or two. Then we went back to our base. We new two other bases there we checked the first one the idiots who stole our stuff were there one person who was older than my brother. There were three idiots there and they were stupid enough to confess that they had stolen our stuff. Minutes later the youngest person came and stole a bit of our stuff then he ran off. Then all of them came with weak little sticks. Luckily a piece of our junk was a long metal pole. Then they went back to their base and got some of our stuff and chucked it at us. Then they came back with bricks i was scared so I went to the bench at the water. My brother and his best freind were trying to start a fight but the idiots chickend off. Then my brother came running around the water to see how i was. After that he went back to look for his best freind (who is very strong). Then his best freind came to me so we went looking for my brother when we found him him and his best freind went to find the idiots. I went to sit down I saw the idiots with bricks. I ran off to the other side of the pond. Then they found my brother and his best freind. They ran my brothers best freind had sliped on a steep path his hand was bleeding. He got up and ran he had lost the idiots. They had to find me while dodging the idiots because i had went on the other side of the pond. After a while i decided to go. I ran untill i got to the main road there i saw my brother and his best freind and we walked home together. They looked all over the quarry for me. Exept the pond.
Thank you for reading.