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Ok Sorry if your girlfriend is blonde i am not making fun of them here is are couple of funny jokes about blondes.
1.How do you get a one armed blonde hanging on a tree to fall of?
WAVE.
2.A blonde walks into a shop and goes can i have that t.v and he says "No your blonde"
The next day she walks in witha brown wig on and says"Can i have that t.v again he says no your are blonde.
The next day she walks in and asks again he says no your blonde she then says how do you know I am blonde and he says that is not a t.v that's a mircowave.
3.Did you hear about the Blonde that tried to blow up a bus?
She burnt her lips on the exlaust.
Add in your own Blonde jokes if you have any.
1.How do you get a one armed blonde hanging on a tree to fall of?
WAVE.
2.A blonde walks into a shop and goes can i have that t.v and he says "No your blonde"
The next day she walks in witha brown wig on and says"Can i have that t.v again he says no your are blonde.
The next day she walks in and asks again he says no your blonde she then says how do you know I am blonde and he says that is not a t.v that's a mircowave.
3.Did you hear about the Blonde that tried to blow up a bus?
She burnt her lips on the exlaust.
Add in your own Blonde jokes if you have any.
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here are a few for now:
1.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
2.
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
3.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
4.
Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
5.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
6.
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
7.
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
8.
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
9.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
10.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
1.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
2.
Q: How do blonde braincells die?
A: Alone.
3.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
4.
Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
5.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
6.
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!
7.
Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!
8.
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
9.
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!
10.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
TheMuffinMan wrote:
> Ok Sorry if your girlfriend is blonde i am not making fun of them here is are
> couple of funny jokes about blondes.
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Nah don't worry about it,blonde jokes don't bother her.
> Ok Sorry if your girlfriend is blonde i am not making fun of them here is are
> couple of funny jokes about blondes.
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Nah don't worry about it,blonde jokes don't bother her.
Blonde inventions:
A solar powered Torch
A parachute that opens on Impact
A blonde joke:
Two hungry blondes were walking along wondering what they should eat when they saw two men fishing. One man held the others legs while he lent over a bridge and pulled fish out of the river every 10 seconds or so.
"Great" said the first blonde "we could try that, we'd not go hungry for ages "
so they found a bridge, one blonde lent over while the other held her legs they were there for 4 and 3/4 hours and had caught no fish when all of a sudden the blonde hanging over said "Quick pull me up theres a train coming".
A solar powered Torch
A parachute that opens on Impact
A blonde joke:
Two hungry blondes were walking along wondering what they should eat when they saw two men fishing. One man held the others legs while he lent over a bridge and pulled fish out of the river every 10 seconds or so.
"Great" said the first blonde "we could try that, we'd not go hungry for ages "
so they found a bridge, one blonde lent over while the other held her legs they were there for 4 and 3/4 hours and had caught no fish when all of a sudden the blonde hanging over said "Quick pull me up theres a train coming".
Thumbs up from me.
Theres five pounds on the floor of a lift. An intelligent blonde, santa claus and an intelligent brunette are all looking at it. The lights go out. Who picks it up?
The intelligent brunette. The other two don't exist!
The intelligent brunette. The other two don't exist!
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