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Tue 12/03/02 at 21:38
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Ok Sorry if your girlfriend is blonde i am not making fun of them here is are couple of funny jokes about blondes.
1.How do you get a one armed blonde hanging on a tree to fall of?
WAVE.
2.A blonde walks into a shop and goes can i have that t.v and he says "No your blonde"
The next day she walks in witha brown wig on and says"Can i have that t.v again he says no your are blonde.
The next day she walks in and asks again he says no your blonde she then says how do you know I am blonde and he says that is not a t.v that's a mircowave.
3.Did you hear about the Blonde that tried to blow up a bus?
She burnt her lips on the exlaust.
Add in your own Blonde jokes if you have any.
Tue 12/03/02 at 21:38
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Ok Sorry if your girlfriend is blonde i am not making fun of them here is are couple of funny jokes about blondes.
1.How do you get a one armed blonde hanging on a tree to fall of?
WAVE.
2.A blonde walks into a shop and goes can i have that t.v and he says "No your blonde"
The next day she walks in witha brown wig on and says"Can i have that t.v again he says no your are blonde.
The next day she walks in and asks again he says no your blonde she then says how do you know I am blonde and he says that is not a t.v that's a mircowave.
3.Did you hear about the Blonde that tried to blow up a bus?
She burnt her lips on the exlaust.
Add in your own Blonde jokes if you have any.
Wed 13/03/02 at 08:53
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"I confused?"
Posts: 2,440
Damn funny.
Wed 13/03/02 at 08:57
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A blonde opens a packet of cheerios and says, "Look dounut seeds"!!!!!!!! Lol!
Wed 13/03/02 at 08:59
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A blonde and a brunette fall off a cliff, which hits the bottom first?

The Bruneete!! The Brunete fell straight down, but the blonde stopped and asked for directions!!!!!!
Wed 13/03/02 at 09:52
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"Jags is teh l33t"
Posts: 4,074
Bartlex wrote:
> A blonde opens a packet of cheerios and says, "Look dounut
> seeds"!!!!!!!! Lol!


Thats a good one
Wed 13/03/02 at 11:57
Regular
"Ar-gen-tina!"
Posts: 8,818
Lol bring them on...

I love blond jokes....

I love blond Jobs better...
Wed 13/03/02 at 13:51
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What is the difference between Butter and a Blonde???


A Blonde is easier to spread.
Wed 13/03/02 at 13:56
"slightlyshortertagl"
Posts: 10,759
AbsoluT Neo wrote:
I love blond Jobs better...

Depending on how Snuggly feals you may get banned for that....
Wed 13/03/02 at 13:56
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Why do dead blondes have triangular coffins?


Because they sleep with their legs open!!! :-D
Wed 13/03/02 at 17:18
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lol those were great

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