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God, it'll be brilliant. Just like a real war.
> Ok, my favourite game is Deus Ex.
Anyone got any spotlights? You'd think the future could have a little better lighting, I mean it's so dark I can't even see the mutant cyborg radioactive goldfish sucking my finger in an attempt to hurt me!
> Hmm, I could write a book the size of the bible with what's wrong with Deus Ex!
Bring it on...
> You have to post YOUR favourite game and then I get to
> insult it. Still you seem to have got the hang of the insulting bit, well
> done.
I know, but I just love insulting that game. I'll have been teh only person to mention it otherwise :)
> pro evolution soccer (bit predictable i know but it is)
Have you heard the commentary on this game? Chris James and Terry Butcher should fight to the death, and then the winner should be stamped on by Lee Bowyer.
> my favourite game is Grand Theft Auto III
Terrible game. The minute you get out of the car you might as well be controlling a sack of spuds. A BLIND sack of spuds, since you can't see a damned thing. And as for the 'aiming' function...pathetic. I really don't want stick a bead on some passing pedestrian when I'm trying to blow holes out of a tank full of soldiers.
Frankly, I preferred Rise of the Robots.
You have to post YOUR favourite game and then I get to insult it. Still you seem to have got the hang of the insulting bit, well done.