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mostly from yesteryear.
"Wise fwom your gwaves" Altered Beast - MegaDrive
"mun-nundered-din-eigt-tee!" 180 - Speccy
"Wet's go, mister dwiver" Chase HQ - Speccy
Ah, the CD medium ruined the fun of badly synthesised vocals. Shame.
Come on, there must be more out there....
mostly from yesteryear.
"Wise fwom your gwaves" Altered Beast - MegaDrive
"mun-nundered-din-eigt-tee!" 180 - Speccy
"Wet's go, mister dwiver" Chase HQ - Speccy
Ah, the CD medium ruined the fun of badly synthesised vocals. Shame.
Come on, there must be more out there....
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Duke Nukem: Your face, your a**, what's the difference?
Vyse: Heh!
Wakka: Yah?
Tidus: Never fear! The hero's here!
Tidus: Newbie here...
Wakka: Sorry...
At the start of every Megadrive game: "Shaaaaay Gaaaaaa"
Colonel from MGS2: I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
Raiden: Did you say 'nerd'?
Two of the best lines ever in video game history:
Vamp: There's no need for sorrow queen. I died once already. I can't possibly die again!
Sub Zero: Get over here!
Vyse: Heh!
Wakka: Yah?
Tidus: Never fear! The hero's here!
Tidus: Newbie here...
Wakka: Sorry...
At the start of every Megadrive game: "Shaaaaay Gaaaaaa"
Colonel from MGS2: I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!
Raiden: Did you say 'nerd'?
Two of the best lines ever in video game history:
Vamp: There's no need for sorrow queen. I died once already. I can't possibly die again!
Sub Zero: Get over here!
lylat wars talking was awesome better than that croaking, ribbits from erm that rabbit person and slippy...
What about the old "All your base are belong to us"? Surprised no-one's mentioned that yet!
In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.
(c) Zero Wing
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Captain: Take off every 'zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.
(c) Zero Wing
I take it none of you had the pleasure of playing Citadel on the BBC.
"Citadel, Citadel, Citadel, Superior Software Presents Citadel."
"Citadel, Citadel, Citadel, Superior Software Presents Citadel."
Bah, All you young 'uns brought up on next generation consoles.
The NES was the master of really really really bad vocals. The worst from memory was the Tennis umpire on the Nintendo tennis game. And I bet the sound clips took up most of the cart as well, because the rest was pretty basic.
The NES was the master of really really really bad vocals. The worst from memory was the Tennis umpire on the Nintendo tennis game. And I bet the sound clips took up most of the cart as well, because the rest was pretty basic.
...for you, the master of unlocking.....
Sweet sweet Bad Japanese Translation Syndrome.
"Try to next colony free" - Hellfire - Megadrive
"Let's attack aggressively" - Contra 3 - SNES
Sweet sweet Bad Japanese Translation Syndrome.
"Try to next colony free" - Hellfire - Megadrive
"Let's attack aggressively" - Contra 3 - SNES
Stupidist quote from a game is....
"Here is a Lockpick. Use this to pick locks." Resident Evil:Bio-Hazard(PS1)
I nearly broke my screen because the stupidity of that quote.
"Here is a Lockpick. Use this to pick locks." Resident Evil:Bio-Hazard(PS1)
I nearly broke my screen because the stupidity of that quote.
what about mario 64? "Mario, I have baked a cake for you, I am a soulless robot out to get you."
Lylat Wars is cringe-worthy, if that counts.
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