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"How Fast Can You Spank The Monkey?"

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Tue 03/12/02 at 18:38
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I found this and its great considering you all love talking about spanking monkeys and monkeys in general.

http://www.er-no.com/games/flamjam.swf

You all better not beat my 285mph spank!

:-D
Tue 03/12/02 at 19:57
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"Festivus!"
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You can change the speed of you mouse - that helps...
Tue 03/12/02 at 19:41
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"Chavez, just hush.."
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Move it to the right hand side of the screen and then it works!

You have to do it quickly though!
Tue 03/12/02 at 19:39
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"bing bang bong"
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DW wrote:
> Miserableman wrote:
> http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mistletoe/monkey.jpg
>
> Your bottom desktop is a bit big isn't it? The bit where the clock is
> looks too spaced out. :c\

It's exceedingly handy when you have lots of programs open.

I tried it using Venombytes method, got 848, in Mozilla if you move the cursor outside the window the hand returns to it's original position, making me think it's an IE bug.
Tue 03/12/02 at 19:38
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"Chavez, just hush.."
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1600 x 1200

Now that is a beefy resolution!

The SR pages only cover half of the screen on that!

I thought it was bad enough on 1024 x 768 but that's just taking the wee-wee
Tue 03/12/02 at 19:35
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Miserableman wrote:
> http://homepage.ntlworld.com/mistletoe/monkey.jpg

Your bottom desktop is a bit big isn't it? The bit where the clock is looks too spaced out. :c\
Tue 03/12/02 at 19:26
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"Chavez, just hush.."
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I posted it here some time before!

I can get some horrifically high speed...

As per usual though, I beat er-no at his own game...

840 MPH

It's possible to get over 1000 MPH but I cant be bothered to try that much!
Tue 03/12/02 at 19:14
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"smile, it's free"
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This just goes to show kids, that when it comes to spanking the monkey, technique is far more important than raw speed.
Tue 03/12/02 at 19:12
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"sdomehtongng"
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93 first time.

Heheheh.
Tue 03/12/02 at 19:07
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"smile, it's free"
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NINE HUNDRED AND FIFTY EIGHT!

Try different sized windows for different results. Might be even faster on a higher resolution, too....
Tue 03/12/02 at 19:05
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"smile, it's free"
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Click and hold the mouse button on left hand side of the hand. Drag it slowly backwards, until your mouse pointer moves out of the window. The hand shoudl finish up as far to the right as it can go. Now that your mouse pointer is out of the window, you can move it around without moving the hand. I suggest you move it around the edge of the screen, over to the front. Then move it slowly forwards back into the window, and see the hand rocket across.

You've then covered the maximum possible distance in the minimum possible time.

I rule.

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