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"So, Halo 3 then..."

Who's getting Halo 3? Are you looking forward to it, Apathetic towards it or wouldn't touch it with a barge pole?

Halo 4: Scratch Their Eyes Out has just gone gold! I'm not sure why, I think it's too much yellow on the visor. I'm trying to fix it. The release date that we never announced earlier still stands. (12th of Never).

FantasyMeister wrote:
> I should add that this won't be running in true 720p. It'll run
> in self-adhesive post paid 721p because I wanted to push the
> envelope.


Now that's some mind blowing graphics shizzle there

I might skip Halo 4 and wait for Halo 5, the adventures of Master Chef.

Fighting against the Torode and Wallace armies to find the secret to the universal dish of the day, Master Chef finds the ancient power of the Grossman artifact which could save the world of food forever.

I'm getting in touch with the same house that did the Limited Edition packaging to ask if they'll ship my game for me on 2 discs. There's nothing on the 2nd disc, it's just there to scratch up the first one when it comes loose, which should help with the time of the month feature.

I couldn't flip the images in MS Paint unfortunately, because the text comes out funny (I have little bubbles on the Grunts that say: "Aaargh" when they get shot, and "hgraaA" looked a bit weird on level 2), but I'm thinking of adding a mirror on a small stand to the Legendary Edition.

My Halo 4 will, of course, have revolutionary features. The secret kinky boots players have to find will load in one of sixteen million different hard-to-get-to locations each time a level is started, and there's a certain wall section which, if shot at with just the right burst of bullets which all land in just the right spots using a minigun, plays out the theme tune to Star Trek and unlocks new armour with fluffy pink goosefeather trim.

I should add that this won't be running in true 720p. It'll run in self-adhesive post paid 721p because I wanted to push the envelope.

As an additional note, I just want to state right now that the rumours of me splitting with Microsoft are totally unfounded.

I'd make the obvious pun about the game not working at certain times each month, but I wouldn't want to comment...

FantasyMeister wrote:
> I am yes. It's nearly finished, I just have to figure out a way
> of porting it to the XBox 360 from MS Paint.

Remember to flip the images so you've got double the number of levels.

I am yes. It's nearly finished, I just have to figure out a way of porting it to the XBox 360 from MS Paint.

WAT they making a halo4 ???????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheer up, Halo 4 is in the works starring Mistress Chief and her United States Slave Marines. New weapons include the laser whip and instead of skulls you have to search each level for a pair of kinky boots.

Not sure how the little ponies will go down with the banshee fans and I don't think the new makeup kits will be in the hearts of the hardcore, but the series has to evolve and reach a wider gaming audience.

**SPOILER ALERT**

Just completed campaign mode on single player...

All I can say now its over is...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!