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"Your porn name?"

After reading a topic by Meka in the movies forum, I thought I'd start this one off.

Basically, your porn star name is the name of your first pet (or car, if you don't have a pet) and your mums maiden name.

Mine would be Jimbo Wickens.

What's yours?

Seen as how I have never had a pet or car (wierd at 13!) I would just be called

Bell

Mine would be - Jasper Hesketh!!

Pepper Rhymer... weird eh?

FantasyMeister wrote:

"Well, we're also related to the British General Burgoyne, who single handedly managed to lose a decisive battle during the American War of Independance resulting in the British losing the war altogether."

"Gosh darn it, I've done it again!"

*bends down, gun fires from belt and kills another innocent General standing behind him*

"Whoopsy!"

Mine's Woody Schindler!!!!

my porn name by the way is suzi moore .......class

humpo wrote:
> FantasyMeister wrote:
> Smokey Baird. (Yes, my mother's side of the family
> is related to the inventor
> of the television).

down the road i live
> (sydenham hill) there is a house with one of those blue plaques denoting someone
> foamouse live there an lo and behold its john logi baird


foam mouse indeed

FantasyMeister wrote:
> Smokey Baird. (Yes, my mother's side of the family is related to the inventor
> of the television).

down the road i live (sydenham hill) there is a house with one of those blue plaques denoting someone foamouse live there an lo and behold its john logi baird

i would be fatbitch (let me go and ask)

Goatboy wrote:
> So your family is responsible for Television and fat Americans thinking they're
> best?

*shakes fist at sky*
Damn you all the hell

Hey, let americans be fat... and television helps me leran and speel and stuf.