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"Why I should be Notable"

With the election tomorrow I will do my first and only bit of campaigning.
Why I should be Notable:

It almost sounds like Goatable

I haven't registered under another name (or 2) before Nov 1st and voted for myself, because this is just for fun and not a desperate plea for respect. I already know I'm best and a gold name wouldn't really change that. Therefore I wouldn't lord it about thinking I was special, I already do.

I posted a 1 line topic yesterday that bulged into a 100+ reply, and all I put was "Sony smash Nintardo wiv stick". My topics are retarded, but amusing and get replies.

I'm not Dringo

Damn Dirty Monkey

And most importantly, I have done what most people here want to do. I have punched Jamie Oliver in the face.
I went to school with him (he was year below) and on a couple of occasions, slapped that stupid fat-tongued face.
Had I known what would follow, I would have done it more often and harder - but I still smacked that smug mockney mook a couple of times.

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And that's it.
Whatever the result tomorrow, may the best man win and remember - if you cheat to get votes, it's a hollow victory.

i am only mildly convinced by the jamie oliver bashing bit

i still VOTE DRINGO

I haven't registered
> under another name (or 2) before Nov 1st and voted for myself, because this is
> just for fun and not a desperate plea for respect.

Now on a serious note here Goatboy if that was directed at anyone in particular then im VERY annoyed JC superstar is the main person who you think he is and ill give u his e-mail yeah you can add him on MSN that will prove it i hope/


I'm not
> Dringo

Well you can't all be perfect :)

Goaty should be notable because he's already notable.

Everyone's using his damn dirty catch-phrase...

(well the catch thrase from his log creek anyway.)

Goatboy... do you realise that by smacking Jamie Oliver around a bit, you could be responsible for ALL of what he has accomplished?

He's probably retarded because of YOU.

You mongrel. If you had left him alone he'll be serving burgers somewhere.

:0)

Pacifist or no pacifist I would love to stick my fist (see what I did there?) in that git's face and then make him say Pukka Tukka which will result in him dying for some biological reason.

This very topic is why you should be notable, you are funny.
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Goatboy Wrote:
It almost sounds like Goatable

That settles it then..

"My parenth live in a pub and yourth don't! I get to live in a pub"

"Shut up Oliver, you're annoying and you can't talk properly"

"You're jutht jealouth"

SMACK "Live in that Oliver, you ******"

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School was good that day.

Grandprix wrote:
> Punching Jamie Oliver must have felt so good. Does anyone know how his food
> tastes?

Pukkin awful probably

Punching Jamie Oliver must have felt so good. Does anyone know how his food tastes?