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"Why I should be Notable"

With the election tomorrow I will do my first and only bit of campaigning.
Why I should be Notable:

It almost sounds like Goatable

I haven't registered under another name (or 2) before Nov 1st and voted for myself, because this is just for fun and not a desperate plea for respect. I already know I'm best and a gold name wouldn't really change that. Therefore I wouldn't lord it about thinking I was special, I already do.

I posted a 1 line topic yesterday that bulged into a 100+ reply, and all I put was "Sony smash Nintardo wiv stick". My topics are retarded, but amusing and get replies.

I'm not Dringo

Damn Dirty Monkey

And most importantly, I have done what most people here want to do. I have punched Jamie Oliver in the face.
I went to school with him (he was year below) and on a couple of occasions, slapped that stupid fat-tongued face.
Had I known what would follow, I would have done it more often and harder - but I still smacked that smug mockney mook a couple of times.

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And that's it.
Whatever the result tomorrow, may the best man win and remember - if you cheat to get votes, it's a hollow victory.

With the election tomorrow I will do my first and only bit of campaigning.
Why I should be Notable:

It almost sounds like Goatable

I haven't registered under another name (or 2) before Nov 1st and voted for myself, because this is just for fun and not a desperate plea for respect. I already know I'm best and a gold name wouldn't really change that. Therefore I wouldn't lord it about thinking I was special, I already do.

I posted a 1 line topic yesterday that bulged into a 100+ reply, and all I put was "Sony smash Nintardo wiv stick". My topics are retarded, but amusing and get replies.

I'm not Dringo

Damn Dirty Monkey

And most importantly, I have done what most people here want to do. I have punched Jamie Oliver in the face.
I went to school with him (he was year below) and on a couple of occasions, slapped that stupid fat-tongued face.
Had I known what would follow, I would have done it more often and harder - but I still smacked that smug mockney mook a couple of times.

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And that's it.
Whatever the result tomorrow, may the best man win and remember - if you cheat to get votes, it's a hollow victory.

Goatboy wrote:
Whatever the result tomorrow, may the best man
> win and remember - if you cheat to get votes, it's a hollow victory.

I can't imagine who you'd be aiming that at....

Just a wise phrase handed down through generations of people.

Kane in Kung Fu once said "He who must decieve in order to win will ultimately lose". And then kicked 5 men to bits in a garden.

Excellent.

If I had known you had slapped that mockney geet I would have voted for you, but I have allready voted. Soz!

Is that a bit of subtle mud-slinging there, Goatboy? :D

I voted Goatboy in the last two elections but will I do it again?

Grandprix wrote:
> Is that a bit of subtle mud-slinging there, Goatboy? :D

I voted Goatboy in
> the last two elections but will I do it again?

umm? no!?!
slik ~_~

and I don't think the phrase "hit nintardo with stick" is going to get you anywhere!
slik ~_~

I punched Jamie Oliver in the face.
Twice.
Hard.
And got detention for it, but I'd do it again if I could.

God I wished I could.

Anyhoo, I'm best, Nintardo suck and Sony Smash all wiv fist

Goatboy wrote:
> I punched Jamie Oliver in the face.
Twice.
Hard.
And got detention for it,
> but I'd do it again if I could.

God I wished I could.

Anyhoo, I'm best,
> Nintardo suck and Sony Smash all wiv fist

and this is why we should vote for you?
slik ~_~

Sure why not?

And just to point out to those that may have missed the point:

I am not serious.
This thread was meant to alleviate time at work and to have a chuckle.

(especially the Mockney Chef, I laugh every time I see his big fat tongued face on tv and think "I smacked you")