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"i need YOUR help, gfx problem"

ok, I bought a pci gfx card, but was horrified to discover that i had no pci slots, only agp.

obviously it wouldn't fit, but i heard i could make it work.
i got my dads tin snips and trimmed the excess bits off, equally from both sides. I ground the rough edges off with glass paper. And now it fits !

but when i switch on my pc i get no video.

PLEASE HELP ! its doing my head in !!!

his little soldier exploded?

man, theres no amount of savlon will stop that smarting

umm fresh pie form the oven

Funnily enough, rubber fuses things very well at high temperatures...

VenomByte wrote:
> I won't even get started on what happened to the couple making love on
> the highest point for miles around during a similarly tragic
> thunderstorm...

Were they not insulated with rubber?

*ahem*

Although possibly a once in a lifetime experience.

I think it was The Darwin Awards where I read a similar thing - a guy was taking a leak on a metal fence during a thunderstorm. The inevitable happened, and caused his little soldier to explode.


I won't even get started on what happened to the couple making love on the highest point for miles around during a similarly tragic thunderstorm...

Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
> hmm, ok if you think it'll work, is there a danger the electricity
> could arc over my urine and flash burn my old man though?

Tis a buzz like no other - try it ;-)

Gangsta Hamsta wrote:
> Drop your trousers and wee into it, its well known that the acidic
> nature of the wee will act as a super coolant, and your PC will run up
> to 10 times quicker.

hmm, ok if you think it'll work, is there a danger the electricity could arc over my urine and flash burn my old man though?

Borat Sagdiyev wrote:
> ok i did that, and I heard a large bang. does this also mean I'm
> using the wrong water. perhaps de-ionised car battery water is more
> suitable?


Dont be daft, that might be dangerous.

Drop your trousers and wee into it, its well known that the acidic nature of the wee will act as a super coolant, and your PC will run up to 10 times quicker.

§niper wrote:
> Er not really this wasn't very Sarcastic.

eh? no-one else fell for it, and if you'd read the replies that came before yours that may have give you a clue.

bah ... the humours all dried up now ..... :(

Er not really this wasn't very Sarcastic.