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"Why are blokes wussy about going to hospital?"

C'mon people - give me a clue.

Boss - hurt his heel several weeks ago and hasn't stopped complaining to me since. Came in this morning limping badly as he played golf last night "only eleven holes". Ouch, ouch, moan, moan. "Can you fetch that file for me please, as I can barely walk?". So I ask him what the doctor / hospital have said and get told "I haven't been, I don't need to go".

Husband - fell out of shower (drunk) on Saturday. I gets home late evening to cries of "I've broke my ribs". Sunday morning I offered to take him to the hospital "no, it's all right, I don't need to go". So while he can still manage to go to work and the pub, where I am not present, this morning I got "I can't get the dog in the car - you'll have to do it".

Do you get the usual blue bruising if you break any ribs? cos I don't believe him.

So while I have not sympathy for either of them I've still turned into a ruddy nursemaid.

So why are blokes such wussies about it.

Anyone here bottled the hospital and can explain it to me?

Either that or on the first visit they removed his 'man-gland' so he doesn't have to worry about it anymore.

Apart from when I was born, I've NEVER been in hospital except for visiting other people. That would explain why I'm such a MAN.

Or blow your theory wide open, whichever way is good.

I suppose she could be right in once snes; If you don't go to hospital you're not a man, as men do things to hurt themselves which means they need to go to hospital. Women? Hardly going to break your wrist washing up now, are you dear?

Oh yes - falling out of a shower in a drunken stupor and falling off the bottom rung of a stepladder are so manly.

While I will not break a wrist washing up I have broken a nail - does that count?

You jinwed that post. I broke a nail while I was reading it. True story.

My mum fell down the stairs and broke her arm carrying the washing

Poor mum

When I were a wee nipper I threw a strop the day I awoke and discovered a do not feed for 24 hours sign above by bed.

I wouldn't have minded but I wasn't even in hospital.

Actually I was. They peformed the operation and when I awoke I demanded my breakfast although it was now about 8pm and I still couldn't be fed anyway. To cut a long story short I ended up in a wheelchair for two weeks and took great delight in doing wheelies and the fact I needed a nurse to bath me.

Even though she saw my winky.

Ineedsleep wrote:
> While I will not break a wrist washing up I have broken a nail - does
> that count?

No, sorry. :)

Men have more pride, and are in a position to show that they are members of the human race that are in power. Failure to do so may result in a lack of authority in the future, as a result of presenting their "vulnerable" side to the public and more importantly, those that now him.

no offense but i find it VERY weird people are posting crap on a forum rather than watching Wimbledon!