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"Your best chat up lines?"

C'mon, show me how you'd win over a woman in a single line.

“Are you an typical women? By that I mean, do you precious rocks and flowers?

If you do, then how about coming over here and getting your Tu-lips round this jewel?”

Slim pickings? Hardly.
Snuggly's been there when I've laid the smackdown on the helpless female.

Ask him about The Barfly.
She had enormous milk conkers and was fit as anything.
2 weekends worth of grappling, then she "didnt want a relationship"
Fairy nuff

Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Goatboy wrote:
> Kyz22 wrote:
> For real?
> ---
>
> Yep. I was trollied in a club at 3am, but it worked. Ok, so I never
> saw them again after that night/morning but who cares?

3am huh? Slim pickings, last orders...*rambles on*

I like:

"Do you come often?"

and the best one involves walking up to a girl holding a piece of fish and asking them......

"your plaice or mine?"

Kyz22 wrote:
> For real?
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Yep. I was trollied in a club at 3am, but it worked. Ok, so I never saw them again after that night/morning but who cares?

"Are you a lesbian?...No?...Wanna come back to mine?"

Notorious Biggles wrote:
> "nice legs, what time do they open?"

sniggers

Goatboy wrote:
> "Hello. Want to go back to mine and f###?"
> Has worked 3 times.

For real?

"Nice clothes, They'd look great in a pile at the end of my bed"

Has never failed...(Has never been tried, but that gives it a pretty god sucess rate!)

"So it's £50 s&f and £100 full cavity and fecal loving......do you take master card?"