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"Lets count to 1,000,000, i'll start us off :)"

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Good idea, let's just drop a thousand every ten or so verses. Save a bit of time.

998,989 bottles of bear on the wall.
998,989 bottles of bear.
You take one down,
Pass it around,
998,988 bottles of bear on the wall!

Is it one whole bear to a bottle? Or is it one bear for the entire 1,000,000 bottles?
It'd explain the use of the singular...

Dr Duck wrote:
> 999,990 bottles of bear on the wall.
> 999,990 bottles of bear.
> You take one down,
> Pass it around,
> 999,989 bottles of bear on the wall!
>
>
> But how did the bears get inside the bottles? Is it like those ships
> you can get?

No, they dice the bears in a huge industrial processing plant and put the foul juices into the bottle.

THUS producing THE bottle of bear.

///™ Its a bear claw mark. Part of the advertising.™

999,990 bottles of bear on the wall.
999,990 bottles of bear.
You take one down,
Pass it around,
999,989 bottles of bear on the wall!


But how did the bears get inside the bottles? Is it like those ships you can get?

999,991 bottles of bear on the wall.
999,991 bottles of bear.
You take one down,
Pass it around,
999,990 bottles of bear on the wall!

999,992 bottles of bear on the wall.
999,992 bottles of bear.
You take one down,
Pass it around,
999,991 bottles of bear on the wall!

is bear a new fizzy drink? :)

999,993 bottles of bear on the wall.
999,993 bottles of bear.
You take one down,
Pass it around,
999,992 bottles of bear on the wall!

I hate my life.

999,994 bottles of bear on the wall.
999,994 bottles of bear.
You take one down,
Pass it around,
999,993 bottles of bear on the wall!


:D

999,995 bottles of bear on the wall.
999,995 bottles of bear.
You take one down,
Pass it around,
999,994 bottles of bear on the wall!

:)