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"Favourite Simpsons Quote"

Mine had got to be the time homer gets accused of being a communist.

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Reporter:"Mr. Simpson your son has been accused of being a communist do you have any thing to say to defend your son?"

Abe Simpson:"Now listen, my son may be ugly stupid greedy and a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
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Please tell me your favourites too.

From the Shining Halloween Special:

* Marge walks into a room where Homer has scrawled "No TV and No Beer Make Homer Go Crazy" all over the walls*

Homer: I've nearly finished my book. All I need now is a title. I was thinking along the lines of 'No TV and No beer make Homer...something something.
Marge: Go Crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!! Howoodabla, blabedabla, blimminyblab rarghhh! (Chases Marge)

One of my favourite simpson moments.

"He's just a little shy because I tried to kill him so many times"

Sideshow Bob

"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"
- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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" I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its
SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was
called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."
- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

Lisa: I'm studying for the math fair. If I win, I'll get a brand new protractor.
Homer: Too bad we don't live on a farm.
- The Simpsons
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"Hey. We didn't have a message on our answering machine when we left. How very odd."
- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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"Homer no function beer well without."
- Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
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"They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day."
- Police Chief Clancy Wiggum, The Simpsons
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Take your pick!

Lots have mine have been said :-)

One scene that has came into my head is...

Duff Factory

One large pipe is feeding into 3 containers reading

Duff

Duff Lite

Dark Duff

:-D

Well I found it genius.

Homer to Lisa: "Any friend of Marge is a friend of mine."

Homer : "Marge it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen"

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Homer : "If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet they're about to announce the lottery numbers."

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Homer: "Aw Dad you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless."

all of them make me laugh

like homer looking at the globe and he finds uraguay

oh look lisa theres a country called U R Gay
or something like that

Hehe. Some nice Simpson quotes.

Smart Guy: I found a piece of software to download porno 1 million times faster.

Marge: Who would wanna do that?

:D

*Homer goes to the post office pretending to be Mr. Burns*

Homer: Hello, my name is mister Burns, I believe you have a letter for me.
Clerk: Ummm, ok Mr. Burns, what's your first name
Homer: I...don't...know.

Homer: "Son when you participate in sporting event,it's not whether you win or lose: its how drunk you get"


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Homer:"you can be the first to try out the new guestbedroom I built. Rememer, if the builiding inspector comes by, its not a room,it's a window box."

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Homer: "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't stike. You just go in everyday and do it really halfassed. Thats the American way."