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Reporter:"Mr. Simpson your son has been accused of being a communist do you have any thing to say to defend your son?"
Abe Simpson:"Now listen, my son may be ugly stupid greedy and a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
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Please tell me your favourites too.
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Reporter:"Mr. Simpson your son has been accused of being a communist do you have any thing to say to defend your son?"
Abe Simpson:"Now listen, my son may be ugly stupid greedy and a communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
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Please tell me your favourites too.
Homer "Oh Lisa, doughnuts are healthy, look, purple stuff"
Lisa "I meant like fruit"
Homer "Purple is a fruit"
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McBain "My latest movie iz me in front of a vall telling jokes. It cost eighty millions dollarz"
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Krusty "What the hell was that? I could pull a better cartoon outta my a...hey kids!"
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Homer: Homer,Homer Simspon, he's a guy right out of history, from the, town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree....aaaaaahhhh!
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Scriptwriter: Up and atom!
McBain: Up and at them!
Scriptwriter: UP AND ATOM!
McBain: UP AND AT THEM!
Scriptwriter: *sigh*...Better.
family laughs
Homer; me lose brain...why i lauah
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Homer;*looking on a globe look there's a country here called "you r gay"
Bart: let me see,(browses tags) No bart, but Bort! Who would call their son Bort!
Mother turns to son and shouts "Bort!", three people turn around and say "Are you talking to me?"
About 15 minutes later you see a brief clip of the park's control room. In the background you can har a controller saying "We're outta Bort name tags in the gift shop. More Bort name tags to gift shop."
Bart: let me see,(browses tags) No bart, but Bort! Who would call their son Bort!
Mother turns to son and shouts "Bort!", three people turn around and say "Are you talking to me?"
About 15 minutes later you see a brief clip of the park's control room. In the background you can har a controller saying "We're outta Bort name tags in the gift shop. More Bort name tags to gift shop."
Bart-What's that?
Skinner-Retardent
Bart-Mwhahaha, It sure is
Bart-And what's this?
Skinner-Hose lengthener
Bart-Haha, you need one.
Oooooh....They have the internet on computers now.
Bart: 'Oh I see you hate him'
Groundskeeper Willy: 'Eye, I also ate the mess he left on the rug' ...'Ya heard me!!'