The "Freeola Customer Forum" forum, which includes Retro Game Reviews, has been archived and is now read-only. You cannot post here or create a new thread or review on this forum.
Steve "That animal looks really angry" Irwin.
The Australian maniac that knows no fear and is willing to put his life on the line so I can laugh at him cheating death.
What a top, top bloke.
There are loads of these wannabe mentalists now, but Irwin was the greatest and still is.
Doesn't matter if it's an alligator, rampaging hippo, lions, he'll walk right up and poke at it with a short pointy stick.
Fantastic tv.
I've seen him get chased by a Kimodo Dragon, climb a tree and have to kick this monster in the face repeatedly to make it go away.
He's been waist-deep in water tugging at a baby-alligator whilst saying "Hear that noise! That's the sound of an angry mother coming to defend her baby", whilst you can see the cameracrew backing off and I'm sitting there in stitches because Steve Irwin is the bravest/stupidest man to ever walk this planet.
Not just him though, he has a wife that is equally missing the "run away! Danger Will Robinson, Danger!" gene.
They both stood in a river, at night netting alligators.
Maniacs.
Absolutely, 100% deranged, no-fear lunatics.
And all I have to do is turn on and watch them risk their lives to so I can learn what a furious and charging Elephant looks like.
Brilliant.
The Australian maniac that knows no fear and is willing to put his life on the line so I can laugh at him cheating death.
What a top, top bloke.
There are loads of these wannabe mentalists now, but Irwin was the greatest and still is.
Doesn't matter if it's an alligator, rampaging hippo, lions, he'll walk right up and poke at it with a short pointy stick.
Fantastic tv.
I've seen him get chased by a Kimodo Dragon, climb a tree and have to kick this monster in the face repeatedly to make it go away.
He's been waist-deep in water tugging at a baby-alligator whilst saying "Hear that noise! That's the sound of an angry mother coming to defend her baby", whilst you can see the cameracrew backing off and I'm sitting there in stitches because Steve Irwin is the bravest/stupidest man to ever walk this planet.
Not just him though, he has a wife that is equally missing the "run away! Danger Will Robinson, Danger!" gene.
They both stood in a river, at night netting alligators.
Maniacs.
Absolutely, 100% deranged, no-fear lunatics.
And all I have to do is turn on and watch them risk their lives to so I can learn what a furious and charging Elephant looks like.
Brilliant.
Page:
Yeah, Explain it Wookiee....
:)
:)
"Don't antagonise it, it'll kill ya!"
Pure class!
Did you see the south park of him?
"And now I'm going to stick my thumb up his butthole!
That'll really P him off!"
Pure class!
Did you see the south park of him?
"And now I'm going to stick my thumb up his butthole!
That'll really P
Hooplah wrote:
> Kitty wrote:
But did you see the piece in the Predators series on
> BBC2 about a little crearture called an Eye Eye.
I did indeed,
> and yes it was a creature dragged up from the depths of hell
> somewhere along the line. Surely devils incarnate, the little Jacobs
> Ladder rejects.
Thats right. They are the devils playmate. I'm going back to watching Celebrity Big Brother, even La Feltz herself is less scary then these wee beasties.
> Kitty wrote:
But did you see the piece in the Predators series on
> BBC2 about a little crearture called an Eye Eye.
I did indeed,
> and yes it was a creature dragged up from the depths of hell
> somewhere along the line. Surely devils incarnate, the little Jacobs
> Ladder rejects.
Thats right. They are the devils playmate. I'm going back to watching Celebrity Big Brother, even La Feltz herself is less scary then these wee beasties.
Kitty wrote:
But did you see the piece in the Predators series on BBC2 about a little crearture called an Eye Eye.
I did indeed, and yes it was a creature dragged up from the depths of hell somewhere along the line. Surely devils incarnate, the little Jacobs Ladder rejects.
But did you see the piece in the Predators series on BBC2 about a little crearture called an Eye Eye.
I did indeed, and yes it was a creature dragged up from the depths of hell somewhere along the line. Surely devils incarnate, the little Jacobs Ladder rejects.
Lunacy/bravery its a fine dividing line. But did you see the piece in the Predators series on BBC2 about a little crearture called an Eye Eye, pronounced I, I . Its a little mammal beastie that lives in the jungle in Madagascar. It looks kind of like a Kola Bear except it has very big ears and its forefinger on its right hand is long and bony with huge bloody great nail on it.
So Darwins theory of adapt or dies goes that this little Beastie the I I uses its extra long bony finger as a deadly hunting instrument/divining rod. It finds a tree, clings to the trunk and with its long, bloody great finger taps on the bark. If it finds a worm the vibrations in its bony finger picks it up, it then closes its eyes to hear properly, puts its big ear up against the trunk and starts tappping again. Once its confirmed that a worm is there its huge buck teeth come into action as it rips through the bark. It then sticks its bony great finger through to fish the little worm out, scoop it into its mouth and munch on dinner with its big buck teeth. I'd like to see Steve Irwin confront this deadly cuddly toy with bug teeth, big ears anda bony finger. Freaked me out for days.
So Darwins theory of adapt or dies goes that this little Beastie the I I uses its extra long bony finger as a deadly hunting instrument/divining rod. It finds a tree, clings to the trunk and with its long, bloody great finger taps on the bark. If it finds a worm the vibrations in its bony finger picks it up, it then closes its eyes to hear properly, puts its big ear up against the trunk and starts tappping again. Once its confirmed that a worm is there its huge buck teeth come into action as it rips through the bark. It then sticks its bony great finger through to fish the little worm out, scoop it into its mouth and munch on dinner with its big buck teeth. I'd like to see Steve Irwin confront this deadly cuddly toy with bug teeth, big ears anda bony finger. Freaked me out for days.
You're forgetting his hilarious DANGER!DANGER! comment when he's stuck his head in a termite nest or something...
Page: