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"Maldini retiring"

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Legend.

My Dad ;)

Don't lie, you don't have any friends.

Hwimper? I had to finish the post quickly so I could answer the phone.

Whimper. With an h. It's not funny otherwise.

I thought about getting him in, I was keeping it quiet so everyone didn't get him. But you blew my gaff. I was just sitting there, happily, with my gaff, and you came and BLEW it. The whole thing. No gaff left whatsoever. Not even a shred that I could hold at night and wimper.

Surely anyone who follows our conversations (you all do, don't pretend, we're the cool kids around here) will know anyway that I'm making with the funny.

Steal Nakata and die.

People can check our transfer histories, you know. Someone will show you up as the charlatan you are, one day.

I might get Nakata though, Thomas may be injured/not playing for a couple of weeks.

You stole all my players, like Del Horno and Benayoun. How many times have I told you to stop that?

Stryke wrote:
> Fortunately I know just a little bit more than you about football


Yes, that's why I'm so far behind you in the fantasy football league.

Oh....would you look at that?

Fortunately I know just a little bit more than you about football, so I'm OK with it.

And obviously more about the adverts. If the players treated actual football like the adverts, there'd be no falling attendances.