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"Where does this rank on the International List of Idiotic Things to Say to Women?"

I just told my girlfriend that she "looks bloated", and called her a "psycho-menstrual-woman". We weren't arguing, but when I asked her if I would regret saying that when she is less sleepy, she said in a femme-Napoleon Dynamite voice "You know you are, guh!"...

monkey_man wrote:
> She'll hit my precious face instead. I need that to do stuff.

As long as your tongue isn't damaged she won't care...

Chippxero wrote:
> Monkey_man just strap Ralph to your chest so she won't try hitting you
> through fear of hurting the ugly little thing.

Heh, it'll probably start humping your belly-button though.

She'll hit my precious face instead. I need that to do stuff.

Monkey_man just strap Ralph to your chest so she won't try hitting you through fear of hurting the ugly little thing.

Countdown to somebody shoe-horning a fire reference in:

5, 4, 3, 2...

Pretty highly.

I once told my girlfriend that she treats me like her Son and that she is too often grumpy and I can't stand her random switch of moods when she's tired.

She looked at me and then I said.... "Although I guess that's cause you're a woman"...

She was furious. But I was right, of course.

I just told my girlfriend that she "looks bloated", and called her a "psycho-menstrual-woman". We weren't arguing, but when I asked her if I would regret saying that when she is less sleepy, she said in a femme-Napoleon Dynamite voice "You know you are, guh!"...