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"EVIL Girlfriend"

This happened about 3 weeks ago now, thought i'd share:

Me and my girlfriend were going pretty well together, we had a good thing going, met the parents you could say i loved her. But out of the blue her best mate tells me shes cheating on me with some guy, naturally i deny this, but decide to confront her.

My girlfriend lauches into a fit of rage about the whole thing, we have an arguement things were said and she stormed out of my flat in a right old strop.

A week later after were on speaking terms, and one afternoon she sends an email with pictures with her and another guy having sex and something that dogs are renound for. Naturally i was devastated heart broken and in a mess.

The next day i look at the email again to make sure it wasn't a nightmare, sure enough theres still pictures of my EX-gf getting a mouthful. i think of what to do, wether to just move on or be bitter for a while.

The result was i moved on, right after i printed all the pictures and posted them in person through her parents door. if only i could of seen her dads face. Revenge is sweet and comes with a warm tingly feeling inside.

And link it here.

My girlfriend tried to castrate me so count yourself lucky, Chr!sto.


Edit: I hope you actually did that, btw.
Also, for everyone else:

{smv edit: cool story, but can't allow the link i'm afraid}

Hah. Bet you he was felt himself get just a little excited.

castration, wow, sounds like something the gay mafia would do to torture you.

Man what did you do, and are you still with her? surprised if you were

Bedded her mother. Her father died y'see. Mother was quite fit, only 32. Couldn't say no. Nah, the daughter is in an instituion now and the mother killed herself last year. I suppose the whole thing is partially my fault.

Well all i can say is that you did what any man would of done, bedded a fit milf.

Fair enough you probably did contribute to stuff that happened but you did what you had to.

I salute you sir

My votes on castration for RoJ.

It'll probably be the most painful thing to do, but simply walking away is the best way to preserve your dignity in these situations. I suppose posting the pornography on her father's door was indirect vengence, yet still vindictive in nature. Whose to say he didn't think it was you in that pic?? I mean, if there were only parts being displayed in the act..

Hmm..I'll bet he won't be of sound conscience walking his daughter down the isle one day, with her in a white gown. Heh.

Ahem. I do believe that in this era, if that's all you've done (no murder/suicide involved, smashing your car into his, restraining orders, burning down barns and the like, etc..), then you've walked away a gentleman. This thread, however..possibly an attempt to generate sympathy?

I say, she didn't know how good she had it and now she'll never know. Well, I would if I knew you..but I don't. But, I'll just say it anyway for the sake of inspiring you, love.. Find a more constructive way to move on from the pain. Otherwise, it's really just a waste of the life you have yet to live. They say the best revenge is success. Find a hotter bird.

In these situations I'd always ask "who took the pictures?"

And whilst walking away is the dignified thing to do, petty revenge also feels good, doesn't it?

Meka Dragon wrote:
> In these situations I'd always ask "who took the pictures?"

Self-timer?

I don't quite get the whole photographing yourself going at it thing. Seems a bit geeky to spend time setting the equipment up (oo-er!) before getting it on.

"No, I can't have sex with you until the camera is in position" - must really turn someone on to hear that...

Could be stills from a camcorder, too.