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The Titanic is sinking and the passengers are all crowded on the decks. A priest comes to the front and shouts out "Women and children first!"
A frustrated man in the crowd shouts back, "Screw the children!"
The priest replies; "We don't have time!"


Maybe you have to live in Ireland to understand..

Ahem, using a spellchecker also works...and it has to be said, priest jokes have gotten old, to quickly.

Smedlos wrote:
> I think most Michael Jackson jokes can be swapped for a priest and
> vice versa.
>
> A priest is walking along a clifftop when he comes across a boy
> crying. "What's the matter" he asks to which the boy
> replies "My mother and father have just fallen off the cliffs to
> their death".
>
> The priest start unbuttoning his trousers. "What are you
> doing?" the boy asks. "Not your lucky day is it?"
> replies the priest.

XD

Magic.

The original by RoJ made me laugh.

All that can be said for the others is, atleast I haven't heard them before.