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The Titanic is sinking and the passengers are all crowded on the decks. A priest comes to the front and shouts out "Women and children first!"
A frustrated man in the crowd shouts back, "Screw the children!"
The priest replies; "We don't have time!"


Maybe you have to live in Ireland to understand..

The original by RoJ made me laugh.

All that can be said for the others is, atleast I haven't heard them before.

Smedlos wrote:
> I think most Michael Jackson jokes can be swapped for a priest and
> vice versa.
>
> A priest is walking along a clifftop when he comes across a boy
> crying. "What's the matter" he asks to which the boy
> replies "My mother and father have just fallen off the cliffs to
> their death".
>
> The priest start unbuttoning his trousers. "What are you
> doing?" the boy asks. "Not your lucky day is it?"
> replies the priest.

XD

Magic.

Ahem, using a spellchecker also works...and it has to be said, priest jokes have gotten old, to quickly.

a man walks into a bar and drinks 10 pints of beer.
whyd ya drink so much beer,the barman asks.
because i found out im gay.

later on the same thing happens and the man says,because i just found out my brother and i are gay.

an older man comes in and says.because i just found out my 2 sons and i are gay.

the next day a man comes in and drinks 15 pints.
the barman goes,jesus christ does anybody in ur family like woman!
yeah,he replies,me wife.

thank u tank u,im here all week.
tip ur waitress and try the veal.

Alright, I'll admit it. I can't tell jokes.

*cries*

I got it, but it needed a better teller to make the punchline funny.

That one didn't quite work.

A priest is in bed making passionate love to his lover, when the door opens downstairs, and her husband comes in. "Quick! In the wardrobe!" she whispers, and he does so. While in the wardrobe, he hears a little voice.

"It's dark in here" the woman's son whispers. "I think I'll open the door"
"Please don't! I'll pay you a fiver!" the priest begs.
"I have an airhorn"
"Twenty!"
"Oh dad..."
"Alright, thirty, and that's my final offer!"

The boy takes the money, and the priest makes his escape. Later on, the mother visits a church, and takes her son with her. He wanders into the confession booth and sits down.

"It's dark in here"
"Don't start that again!"

RoJ wrote:
> The Titanic is sinking and the passengers are all crowded on the
> decks. A priest comes to the front and shouts out "Women and
> children first!"
> A frustrated man in the crowd shouts back, "Screw the
> children!"
> The priest replies; "We don't have time!"
>
>
> Maybe you have to live in Ireland to understand..
do u live in ireland

I think most Michael Jackson jokes can be swapped for a priest and vice versa.

A priest is walking along a clifftop when he comes across a boy crying. "What's the matter" he asks to which the boy replies "My mother and father have just fallen off the cliffs to their death".

The priest start unbuttoning his trousers. "What are you doing?" the boy asks. "Not your lucky day is it?" replies the priest.