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"New and shiny Short Poem Competition"

Ashman wins.

Ashman wrote:
> Okay, to save making a new thread and all that gayby stuff. Lets
> restart right here. Yeah, that's right. Go ahead and alter your first
> post if you want, immy.
>
> Anyway, the topic is, "a single, small south american
> child"
>
> Go.

Eight

Don't be late
Those who are late
Will end up dead
Shot through the head
So march on soldier

Ahahaha - idiotic spam filter thinks an abbreviated 'who are' must be a 'female prostitute' :')

MRAH

the long alone

[I]being yourself
taking the long road
and walking it
it's a long alone

as the goths get girls
and the scenesters get girls
and the ugly people get ugly girls
you're left alone

WALK ALONE YOUNG STALLION!

*ahem*

Little Dringo, in the barn,
Burnt it down, exploding corn!

Why not to drink

[I]Saturday
hhhellows
oh yur tha mate off that fit one,
a-a-aren't cha?
yyeah, she's wwel ffit.

Today
Hey, were you at that party on Saturday?
Yeah, you knlow like you said my mate was fit? Do you mean that one?
Yeah? Yeah? Oh.
*Giggles*

Friendship update

[I]Ahahaha
You may have stolen my name
You may be a gayby
You may have gone out with the girl that I was after
You may wear tight tops
You may listen to emo music
You may pretend to like Iron Maiden
You may pretend to be philosophical
You may hug me
You may hang around with the moshers
You may be posh
But you've been dumped, sucker. HAH

Has anyone actually won this yet?

Not yet.

Ashman wins for NO BALL GAMES IN THE COMMON ROOM, HOVES

There's a winner now.

Okay, to save making a new thread and all that gayby stuff. Lets restart right here. Yeah, that's right. Go ahead and alter your first post if you want, immy.

Anyway, the topic is, "a single, small south american child"

Go.

a single, small south american child

[I]I'm alone, I'm dying
I'm starving
In this baking heat
how could I survive?
With death in the water
and crosses on our eyes,
there's no way we could cross this bridge
and drink the water underneath.