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"Football Chants"

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Heh. Some good one's there. Any others anyone cares to add?

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Heh. Some good one's there. Any others anyone cares to add?

This is one of my personal favourites, from one of my unfortunately rare trips to Anfield.

"TII TII TI-TI-TI, TII TII TI-TI-TI, TII TII TI-TI-TI, TI-TI-TI CAMAAAARA!!!"

Nothing special I know, heh, but it's special to me because Titi scored the first goal the first time I went to Anfield.

:-)

I was there for the Cambridge one on that list. Was hilarious. The whole of the NRE, Habbin and most of the main stand all burst into "We've all had your missus, we've all had your missus" right after he proposes. He took it well but she looked pretty embarrassed.

Theres a special one we Owls sing to taunt Sheff Utd and Warnock, the song being about Warnock. However, its very rude and im positive some people would find it offensive if i were to recall it on here.

However its smashin' to sing in the derby games.

Some of those are really crap.

But the Cambridge one sounds classic.

RastaBillySkank wrote:
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> Heh. Some good one's there. Any others anyone cares to add?

Are you crazy why would any one actually go to a football ground!

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Clazon wrote:
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After Stan Collymore went from Forest to Liverpool a chant to "My old man's a dustman" about his England chances was made for every game for ages afterwards.

Too rude (like most football chants!) to put it on here though.

All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small,
We've got Lukey Ollliver,
And **** me he is tall!

All: Wuuuuuubleyoo Ohh Kay Iyy Nn Gee
Crazyman:
All: The Woking! The Woking! The Woking!

Selley Selley Selley Selley Selley Selley
(preferably whilst bowing in worship)

And then there's a couple of the genius moments where one of the fans has a go at a player, mostly done when they used to play for us but left on bad terms.

Eg. To Jon Brady, "Oi, Jon, there's a Jon (referring to one of our players) that doesn't run like he's got a fat c*** up his ass!"

But the best shout I've heard at a Woke match has to be to the Kidderminster defender Wayne Hatswell. Something along the lines of:

Some bloke: "Oi, Hatswell - your missus is fantastic, we've all had her!"
Some random woman: "Even me!"

He was looking right at the bloke and everything, classic.

Oh, and Rasta - watch out at the Canvey game for their keeper, Danny Potter I think. If its the same guy as last season he once stopped some bloke on the terraces behind him whilst the game was going on, asked him for a sip of his brew, had some, then ran back onto the pitch just in time to clear a backpass. Great bloke with a great sense of humour - he was chatting to us all afternoon.