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"Football Chants"

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Heh. Some good one's there. Any others anyone cares to add?

I remember WBA singing this when they played Wolves a few years ago.

Steve Bulls a tatter, he wears a tatters hat
he plays for Wolverhampton and he is a f****** T***
he runs down the left wing, he runs down the right
he couldn't score a goal if he played all f****** night

Heh, anti-scouser chants pwn.

Back in the day, we used to sign to Liverpool...to the tune of 'You'll never walk alone'...

"Sign on, sign on, with pen in your hand...
And you'll never work agaaaaaain...
You'll never work aaaaagaaaaaaaain"

You are a Scouser,
An ugly Scouser,
You're only happy,
On Giro day.
Your mum's out thieving,
Your dad's drug-dealing,
So please don't take my hubcaps away.....

Often heard at London road for the past few seasons...after 'Posh spice' tried to stop the club using the name 'Posh'...

"Oh, Posh spice is a slapper she does -all, all day,
and when she's ing Beckham,
she thinks of Simon Rea..."
*Repeat ad nauseum"

Sung to the tune of that 'Baby give it up' song

'Na na na na na na na na na na na, Kiki Musampa, Musampa, Kiki Musampa!'

Created by me.

Ashman wrote:
> Oh, and Rasta - watch out at the Canvey game for their keeper, Danny
> Potter I think. If its the same guy as last season he once stopped
> some bloke on the terraces behind him whilst the game was going on,
> asked him for a sip of his brew, had some, then ran back onto the
> pitch just in time to clear a backpass. Great bloke with a great
> sense of humour - he was chatting to us all afternoon.

Heheh :-D We're not playing Canvey till New Years' Eve. Shame. Actually, that's where Bimmo went. Wonder what kind of reception he'll get. We tend not to be very nice to former players, unfortunate that we'll be playing against a lot of them this year (a lot from last season actually, that's going to be interesting...)

Just remembered a couple of others:

"3-0 and it's all your fault, 3-0 and it's all your fault, 3-0 and it's all your fault, have you ever played in goal before?" To Craig Mawson, Accy 'keeper. He was getting really riled :-D

Also in the Accy game, 3-1 up midway through the second half:

"We want 4, we want 4", some random guy behind us on the terrace "I want 9!". Had to be there I suppose, made our 'keeper laugh :-)

All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small,
We've got Lukey Ollliver,
And **** me he is tall!

All: Wuuuuuubleyoo Ohh Kay Iyy Nn Gee
Crazyman:
All: The Woking! The Woking! The Woking!

Selley Selley Selley Selley Selley Selley
(preferably whilst bowing in worship)

And then there's a couple of the genius moments where one of the fans has a go at a player, mostly done when they used to play for us but left on bad terms.

Eg. To Jon Brady, "Oi, Jon, there's a Jon (referring to one of our players) that doesn't run like he's got a fat c*** up his ass!"

But the best shout I've heard at a Woke match has to be to the Kidderminster defender Wayne Hatswell. Something along the lines of:

Some bloke: "Oi, Hatswell - your missus is fantastic, we've all had her!"
Some random woman: "Even me!"

He was looking right at the bloke and everything, classic.

Oh, and Rasta - watch out at the Canvey game for their keeper, Danny Potter I think. If its the same guy as last season he once stopped some bloke on the terraces behind him whilst the game was going on, asked him for a sip of his brew, had some, then ran back onto the pitch just in time to clear a backpass. Great bloke with a great sense of humour - he was chatting to us all afternoon.

After Stan Collymore went from Forest to Liverpool a chant to "My old man's a dustman" about his England chances was made for every game for ages afterwards.

Too rude (like most football chants!) to put it on here though.

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