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"The complete history of UKchatforums.com"

I often think about the history of these forums, and how things used to be. That's not to say they've declined in quality over the years, but as with most things, you keep them going long enough and you'll find people complaining that things ain't what they used to be.

Anyway, I got to remembering some of the good times while bored at work today (a regular occurence) and yeah, it might be a bit sad, but some of the memories really did make me smile. UKchatforums.com must be my most visited website ever (still my homepage) and despite it just being a collection of poorly-designed .gif images and text-speak, sometimes it genuinely manages to make me laugh out loud (LOL).

So... in the spirit of one of my Shiznit lists, I want your top UKchatforums.com moments of all time, from throughout history - it can be favourite users, brilliant moments of realisation or just your favourite threads. I'll get us kicked off with a few memories that brightened up my day.

THE BELLDANDY SAGA - I've never had so much fun berating someone over the internet as I did with Belldandy. Probably still floating around somewhere under a newly mysterious (very probably Manga-related) username, Belldandy was NEVER WRONG. Even if he was, he wasn't. And if he really was, then he'd run away and not come out to play, until the next time he was wrong. It came close to bullying at a few points (I used to get his emails) but it was coming from both sides: Goaty, Light, Pandy, myself and others (all anti-war and common sense) versus the one man righteous army of Belldandy.

The Belldandy saga reached a hilarious conclusion, when on one of his many mysterious reappearances under another nick (HALO Fan), he was sussed by the lot of us and nevertheless proceeded to dispute it for several months, despite have all the curt mannerisms and blind flag-wankery that good old Bell had. It stopped being fun when we finally saw a picture of him on Special Observe, then realised our physical name calling was disturbingly prophetic.

There have been others, but none as more fun to bait as Belldandy.

Haha yeah. There was the victimisation of Memo as well by the unforgettable "Memorandumb". And then Cols various threads of amusement, like "I guess I just don't appreciate black people" and similar.

I think it was all lies to be honest. He kept saying how he had to sleep on the sofa because his parents had destroyed his room, or given it to his little sister who called him names and pushed him down the stairs, so he had to sell his Gamecube to pay the money for his monthly internet bill. Good times.

Anyone remember that thread when DW said that someone from Ukchatforums wanted help with pulling and people got mixed up by what he meant, and someone, I think it was Monkey_man though he meant fapping, and so he put down a technique for it. Did anyone find out who wanted the help?

Yeah what was it with Parr anyway, he was poor and lived in this house with alot of other people, and they had to step over him it was so crowded, but he had a PC and internet?

"MY MOTHER THROWS TILES AT ME"

Ahahahaha I wept so much

Hahah that was Parr. Him and Kyz had some sort of special relationship going. Kyz invited Parr to stay round his house until everything got sortedout, and I remember some distinctly homo-erotic posts by Parr about young Paradox:.

Another favourite thread is the classic "tasting your own produce". Good times.

> Although I did beat everyone with a terrible, terrible story about
> my
> sister along those lines.
>
> Was that the one where you heard her saying "oh god" under
> her breath when you were sleeping in the same room?

Yeah, although it was slightly worse I seem to remember ;)

down wrote:
> By the way, who was that guy that said his parents beat him and he was
> below the poverty line and stuff?

Someone from the Ninty forum I think.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Herr Dark Wolf wrote:
> The "My Dad... just caught me
> fapping" by FFF was hilarious.
>
> Er ... that wasn't me.
>
> Although I did beat everyone with a terrible, terrible story about my
> sister along those lines.

Was that the one where you heard her saying "oh god" under her breath when you were sleeping in the same room?

By the way, who was that guy that said his parents beat him and he was below the poverty line and stuff?