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We've all seen them. "The Blob", "Death Race 2000" and all the Italian horror films are my personal favourites.
Any others I may have missed?
Excellent :)
> But what of Starshp Troopers 2?
>
> I haven't seen it, but I know it exists. Was it straight-to-DVD? Is
> it good, bad or...?
It was straight to DVD, yeah. I keep seeing it at the rental shop and being tempted, but I know that it's utter dross, with none of the original characters. A bit like Bring It On Again.
> Dungeons & Dragons
Got this on DVD for some reason, it's terrible.
> Maximum Overdrive
The one with Emilio Estivez? Saw this on TV when I was young, really scared me - the bit at the kiddie baseball game? Jesus!
> Jaws: The Revenge (this is a classic wrongun)
Is this the one with the 3D goggle bits? Hahaha, dross.
None of these are Bulletproof Monk, though.
> Jack Frost (Not the Michael Keaton one)
That film's wonderfully bad. I'm still yet to watch the sequel, though I hear it's just as awful.
I'll have to say Thirteen Ghosts, The dead next door and pretty much any Italian Zombie movie ever made. I've seen so many awful but entertaining horror movies, I could be here all day listing them.
It's entertaining for all the wrong reasons.
> But what of Starshp Troopers 2?
>
> I haven't seen it, but I know it exists. Was it straight-to-DVD? Is
> it good, bad or...?
Apparently they re-used footage from the first film. Sounds pretty bad, to be honest. Sounds like my kinda film :-D
EDIT: And 'HOTD' might have been watchable if not for the random direction and dizzy bullet time.
> But what of Starshp Troopers 2?
>
> I haven't seen it, but I know it exists. Was it straight-to-DVD? Is
> it good, bad or...?
It's awful, but not in a so bad it's good way.
> Any others I may have missed?
Christ, don't get me started.
cipros aforementioned Battlefield Earth. This is the pinnicle of crap.
Johnny Mnemonic
Dungeons & Dragons
Maximum Overdrive
Any Uwe Boll Movie (House of the Dead, Alone In The Dark)
Bats
Jack Frost (Not the Michael Keaton one)
The Island of Dr. Moreau (remake)
Death Wish 3
Jaws: The Revenge (this is a classic wrongun)
I'm looking forward to Stealth joining this list.