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"This cannot, CANNOT be serious"

You know how there's a new report in the paper every week that red meat/wine/football/sunbathing/beer/chocolate/fish gives you cancer/brain damage/rabies/lurgy? Well this one just about takes the cake: [URL]http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30000-13381102,00.html[/URL]

I've never heard of something so ridiculous. And how come tramps die all the time, huh? Huh?

OMFG! If you take a shower you dies!!

It's got to be the same group of 'scientists' every time.
They pick a word at random out of the dictionary, then one of them has to think of a reason why it'll kill you.

That's alright, I'm a bath man myself.

The word 'junction' could kill you if a motorway sign fell on your head.

The word 'Hollywood' threatens tourist's lives everyday.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> It's got to be the same group of 'scientists' every time.
> They pick a word at random out of the dictionary, then one of them
> has to think of a reason why it'll kill you.

You could be onto something there.

CDouch wrote:
> That's alright, I'm a bath man myself.

You skank.
Sitting there in your own flith.

There's a severe lack of information in that report.

So the water is contaminated with manganese. How did it get there? How widespread is the problem? What steps can be taken?

Whoever wrote that half-story should be sacked.


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Showers dangerous?

Next thing you know, they'll be saying oxygen is bad for you.

Rai wrote:
> Showers dangerous?
>
> Next thing you know, they'll be saying oxygen is bad for you.

Well it is, carries bacteria in it. Life'll kill you, mandatory euthanasia at birth is the only solution to all this danger.

CDouch wrote:
> That's alright, I'm a bath man myself.

Now, call me stupid if you want, but surely the manganese would also be presernt in the bath water, and if the water is hot and turning to steam, you would also be breathing it in...

Cold baths from now on then.