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SPAG!
*prod prod prod"
MWWWHHHAAAA HAA HA HA HA HA HA!
:)
> And what did he do to deserve it???Being a newbie??
For posting YET ANOTHER election topic and having appalling SPAG. Amongst other things.
> Dav3443, you have really annoyed me today with your apalling SPAG
> and crap posts. So, I am going to prod
> you.
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Dav3443 and turbonutter
> stood opposite each other.
"I'm going to give you such a
> prodding, you will wish you never registered!!!" Shouted
> turbonutter
"Bring it on, Boy Racer!" shouted
> Dav3443
"THAT'S IT! ARRRGHHHHHH!"
Turbonutter ran
> towards Dav3443 and launched a prod at him. It caught him in the
> mouth, and an arc of blood splatted the ground. Dav3443 was thrown
> down on all fours.
"Urrrghh" He muttered, as he spat
> out 2 teeth.
Turbonutter walked up to him and prodded him hard in
> the stomach. Dav3443 landed 5 metres away with a crunch. Turbonutter
> went to prod him again, but Dav3443 caught his arm and poked him in
> the back. Dav3443 poked him again and again, but on the fouth poke
> Turbonutter grabbed his arm. Dav3443 tried to pull it back but
> Turbonutter was too strong. He twisted it round and prodded Dav3443
> with his own arm. He brought his other arm round and prodded Dav3443
> in the kidney. Turbonutter then twrew Dav3443's arm back at him and
> prodded Dav3443's legs hard. With a satisfying crunch, his left shin
> broke, and Dav3443 collapsed to the ground. Standing on his shin, he
> prodded Dav3443 violently. They came in quick succession, one after
> another, getting faster and faster until his arms became a blur and
> blood started oozing out of Dav3443's mouth. The prodding went on
> and on for many hours, until Turbonutter's fingers started aching.
> For the final prod, Turbonutter lifted Dav3443 to his feet, and ran
> at him at full speed. The allmighty prod slammed into Dav3443 with a
> crunch and he was sent flying backwards at a great pace. His limp
> body thudded into a tree, breaking the trunk like a twig.
> Turbonutter walked to the twitching body of Dav3443 and spat on it.
> In a great voice, he shouted:
"All you newbies, hear these
> words! Come see what happened to your sibling who had bad SPAG and
> posted worse topics. This is what happens, let this be a lesson to
> you all!"
And with that, Turbonutter left Dav3443 while a
> pool of blood seeped out from under
> him.
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Brutal...Poor dave..