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..crisps!
Just mixed a packet of prawn cocktail, salt & vinegar and roast chicken, with some cashews. So I guess later on I'll be making an extended trip to the little echoey room next to the girlfriend's parent's headboard.
My 'intelligent discussion' is thus: why is it so embarrassing to do the most basic of Human functions within earshot of others? Everyone does it. Humans, animals, everyone and everything excretes waste in one form or another. If anything it should be a sport. A healthy poop is the sign of a healthy body. What's the difference in setting records for a fantastic dump, compared to body-building, or javelin? Both athletes are showing off their skills from years of training - there's no difference.
I should write the Olympics.
Just mixed a packet of prawn cocktail, salt & vinegar and roast chicken, with some cashews. So I guess later on I'll be making an extended trip to the little echoey room next to the girlfriend's parent's headboard.
My 'intelligent discussion' is thus: why is it so embarrassing to do the most basic of Human functions within earshot of others? Everyone does it. Humans, animals, everyone and everything excretes waste in one form or another. If anything it should be a sport. A healthy poop is the sign of a healthy body. What's the difference in setting records for a fantastic dump, compared to body-building, or javelin? Both athletes are showing off their skills from years of training - there's no difference.
I should write the Olympics.
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Bit of both. Had to down a WHOLE CARTON of juice just to stop that sore throat feeling from developing.
BBQ flavoured? Did they taste of coal or flames?
I ate some BBQ flavoured crisps yesterday. Score!
Dare I try that link?
Pandaemonium wrote:
> I've a mate who takes pictures on his camera phone of especially
> impressive ones he "evacuates."
Tell him about ratemypoo.com, he'll get instant internet fame.
Possibly.
> I've a mate who takes pictures on his camera phone of especially
> impressive ones he "evacuates."
Tell him about ratemypoo.com, he'll get instant internet fame.
Possibly.
H@lo^ wrote:
> I guess it's about censorship, If you don't want to be seen extreting,
> being heard is the next worst thing. Perhaps it's the noises involved.
What!? Hearing is probably to do with noises!? Get out!
> I guess it's about censorship, If you don't want to be seen extreting,
> being heard is the next worst thing. Perhaps it's the noises involved.
What!? Hearing is probably to do with noises!? Get out!
I guess it's about censorship, If you don't want to be seen extreting, being heard is the next worst thing. Perhaps it's the noises involved. o.O
Embaressing.
Embaressing.
Goatboy wrote:
> People my age still talk in wonder of "The Phantom Logger"
Ahahahhaa. Classic. This mate with the crap fixation I'm talking about once came rushing back to the pub table, white as a sheet.
"Lads, if you only do one thing for me for the rest of my life, come and have a look at this"
We dually followed, as curiousity was piqued.
"Had a look in there" he says, pointing to the stinking bowl of an ill kept boozers throne.
Lurking within was something similar to what you've just described. I swear, the father of the beast must have needed some sort of stirrup contraption similar to whats used for birthing mothers. There's no way he was going to be sitting comfortably after laying it, as it brought tears to the eyes of all witnessing it. It had a diameter of at least 4 inches. I wasn't going to measure.
He still talks about it to this day.
> People my age still talk in wonder of "The Phantom Logger"
Ahahahhaa. Classic. This mate with the crap fixation I'm talking about once came rushing back to the pub table, white as a sheet.
"Lads, if you only do one thing for me for the rest of my life, come and have a look at this"
We dually followed, as curiousity was piqued.
"Had a look in there" he says, pointing to the stinking bowl of an ill kept boozers throne.
Lurking within was something similar to what you've just described. I swear, the father of the beast must have needed some sort of stirrup contraption similar to whats used for birthing mothers. There's no way he was going to be sitting comfortably after laying it, as it brought tears to the eyes of all witnessing it. It had a diameter of at least 4 inches. I wasn't going to measure.
He still talks about it to this day.
Aha.
People should (or maybe not) show off the perfect poops that you get, but what disgusts people is walking into a bathroom, there's a revolting smell, and then bits of it scattered around the bowl which haven't flushed and no-one's bothered to wash away.
Ugh.
People should (or maybe not) show off the perfect poops that you get, but what disgusts people is walking into a bathroom, there's a revolting smell, and then bits of it scattered around the bowl which haven't flushed and no-one's bothered to wash away.
Ugh.
Goatboy wrote:
> It was if somebody had birthed a draught excluder, the sort your nan
> has against her living room door shaped like a sausage dog.
Ahahahahahahahahahaha, you couldn't have described that better.
> It was if somebody had birthed a draught excluder, the sort your nan
> has against her living room door shaped like a sausage dog.
Ahahahahahahahahahaha, you couldn't have described that better.
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