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"the boy next door"

the boy next door keeps pestering me, I like him a lot although he is younger than me, but I know he is a mummys boy and that does put me off. He keeps coming round when I am in the garden and making suggestive remarks, what do you think I should do.

tell him you use to be a man.

or an animal lover

Tell him plain and simple : ''Your not invited here, so leave...My property, not yours, bye''

if you're feeling extra mean, don't even say ''bye''.

Tell him that he has five hours to live. After five hours, tell him it's another five hours.

Repeat until he's packed off to the looney bin.

How old is he?