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"the boy next door"

the boy next door keeps pestering me, I like him a lot although he is younger than me, but I know he is a mummys boy and that does put me off. He keeps coming round when I am in the garden and making suggestive remarks, what do you think I should do.

Tell him that he has five hours to live. After five hours, tell him it's another five hours.

Repeat until he's packed off to the looney bin.

How old is he?

Tell him plain and simple : ''Your not invited here, so leave...My property, not yours, bye''

if you're feeling extra mean, don't even say ''bye''.

or an animal lover

tell him you use to be a man.

Tell him that there's a monster under his bed.

tell him you got a boyfriend.

susiesue you can have me anytime gorgeous.

I thought this thread was going to be pornographic :/

"the boy next door"

Am I the only one to find that arousing?
Meh. I never had boys next door, just kids or old women.
Might move just to fulfill that fantasy.

Yeah anyway, set his garden on fire.

sort of I suppose, but its going to be sorted soon