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I need some advice on how to win a girl who is in a relationship
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heh you make me grin, MJ.
either than or he's been sniffing Raid.
either than or he's been sniffing Raid.
Tie a cricket jersey round your neck, don mirrored sunglasses, throw about Italian phrases like confetti and change your name to Crispin.
Aikor wrote:
> I need some advice on how to win a girl who is in a relationship
Don't try and do this, you will end up with a sore eye and be the laughing stock.
> I need some advice on how to win a girl who is in a relationship
Don't try and do this, you will end up with a sore eye and be the laughing stock.
SnoopDogg has first hand advice, heed his warning.
MJ wrote:
> SnoopDogg has first hand advice, heed his warning.
Very true MJ.
> SnoopDogg has first hand advice, heed his warning.
Very true MJ.
Aikor wrote:
> I need some advice on how to win a girl who is in a relationship
Take a white, cotton glove out of your pocket. Walk up to him & slap him around the face quoting the words "I challenge you to a duel". If he doesn't accept then he will look like a dishonorable man, and you can just walk off into the sunset with the lady on your arm! If he does accept, then just cheat & turn up with a few friends, beat him & steal his lady friend! Should work a charm.
> I need some advice on how to win a girl who is in a relationship
Take a white, cotton glove out of your pocket. Walk up to him & slap him around the face quoting the words "I challenge you to a duel". If he doesn't accept then he will look like a dishonorable man, and you can just walk off into the sunset with the lady on your arm! If he does accept, then just cheat & turn up with a few friends, beat him & steal his lady friend! Should work a charm.
Save your money.
Hire a sniper.
(C) Cong Man's sniper advice 2005.
Hire a sniper.
(C) Cong Man's sniper advice 2005.
Aikor wrote:
> I need some advice on how to win a girl who is in a relationship
If you have to ask, she's not interested. Such is life.
> I need some advice on how to win a girl who is in a relationship
If you have to ask, she's not interested. Such is life.
Cong_Man wrote:
> Save your money.
>
> Hire a sniper.
>
> (C) Cong Man's sniper advice 2005.
I could be interested in these services. Do you have a price list? Were you the inspiration behind the Hitman games?
> Save your money.
>
> Hire a sniper.
>
> (C) Cong Man's sniper advice 2005.
I could be interested in these services. Do you have a price list? Were you the inspiration behind the Hitman games?
Price list:-
Men: £100
Fat Men: £200
Women: £300
Hedfix/Padraic/Snoop Dogg: Free of charge.
Men: £100
Fat Men: £200
Women: £300
Hedfix/Padraic/Snoop Dogg: Free of charge.
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