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"More Doom pics."

[URL]http://www.bereitsgesehen.de/doombild.htm[/URL]

Looks like it's shaping up to be what I expected it to be, a low budget, power station corridor crawl just like every other microbudget post Alien ripoff.

This is going to be a hundredweight of prime turkey. Craptalular.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> It's Doom ... the movie.
> Surely expectations weren't exactly sky-high to begin with.
>
> "Dammit, Kid! I need that Red Key and I need it now!"

*cracks up*

It's Doom ... the movie.
Surely expectations weren't exactly sky-high to begin with.

"Dammit, Kid! I need that Red Key and I need it now!"

monkey_man wrote:
> I have this really bad habit of ruining films by imagining the process
> that goes into making them on a set. That last picture for example:
> "Now, Dwayne, look angry and shoot at the ceiling for 10
> seconds, we'll add the monsters later."


I do that a lot too. But the good films don't let you do it. I can always tell if I'm watching a bad film if I start thinking about things like that.


This film looks super cool and original...


To Chris - This film will be funny with friends because like A V P, you can bet on people at the start you think will survive, you get one each and it's a laugh with a group of mates. I did it with Battle Royale too.

I might see it.

Just for a laugh.

Like when I saw Aliens Vs. Predator.

"Boll essentially is a modern-day B-movie director. He's able to secure the investors (mostly German, in Hollywood often derisively referred to a "stupid German money"), secure the rights for cheap, picking games with only moderate brand recognition, does all of the actual production himself, and swiftly cranks out a film."

Explains a lot.

They should changed the title to Doomed.

Eh? Eh?

I'll get me coat.

monkey_man wrote:
> Awesome. Awesome to the max. Expecially the bit about how he funds
> his films...

"Boll is exempt because he funds them under a loophole in German tax law that is supported by contributors and actually rewards films that perform badly, via a writeoff at the end of the year."

Ahahahahahahaaaa. That's how he's still churning out these flicks!

This is still one of the funniest things on the Internet: [URL]http://www.uweboll.com[/URL]

He's like a spoilt kid that takes his football home - if he announces these films, then no-one else can make them.

And just to kick him in the teeth a bit more: [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uwe_Boll[/URL]

Awesome. Awesome to the max. Especially the bit about how he funds his films...

Goatboy wrote:
> I think I'll be missing this one.

I've a love of really, really bad movies. Well, not so much a love, more of a masochistic streak. Uwe Bolls "Alone in the Dark" was quite possibly the worst excuse for a movie I have ever seen, and I've seen some total crap.

I'm really looking forward to Doom, ever since I heard they were attempting to make a movie from a woefully shallow video game. Then removed all religious references from it.....

Doom is about a single guy, on Mars, fighting demons. And that's it.

This is about a squad, on Earth or somewhere, fighting alien things

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