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"Girl Trouble - Please Help"

HI all. I like a girl, so i got her number off a mate and texted her...twice. No reply. I have since learnt that the girl does not have a top up on her phone so its normal she doesnt text back. She ignored me in school but seems to take a glance sometimes. Does she like me? I need some positive thoughts, thanks alot, my fellow, loyal people.

Bit too nervous to ask face to face, never done that before and she is always in a group, so ill get a female mate to ask her? :P

And yes, i want to get to know her.

How often do you speak to her?

SnoopDogg wrote:
> Bit too nervous to ask face to face, never done that before and she is
> always in a group, so ill get a female mate to ask her? :P

You could die tomorrow. So don't be a pansy and beat that shyness. Ask her! The whole time.. you gotta be thinking, "I'm going to die tomorrow."

Hump her leg and girate your crotch in her face.

If that doesn't work then I'm all out of ideas.

Ms NY wrote:
> SnoopDogg wrote:
> Bit too nervous to ask face to face, never done that before and she
> is
> always in a group, so ill get a female mate to ask her? :P
>
> You could die tomorrow. So don't be a pansy and beat that shyness.
> Ask her! The whole time.. you gotta be thinking, "I'm going to
> die tomorrow."

Thats a bit dramatic, but i like your main message behind all that, and i dont speak to her, only once, that was a week ago, and she's single...

Tiltawhirle, nice idea, but that would put anyone off you...if you were to 'girate' over them without permission.

I.. hm. Maybe not a good idea to start thinking "I'm going to die tomorrow"

Start ram raiding shops, mass murder and rape, it might get a little nasty.

Personally I'd love to see the last day on Earth where everyone's just sitting around half naked, smoking cannabis worn out from sex, and thinking, oh well, that was quite funny.

But I'll be disappointed, no doubt.

The Hibernator wrote:
> How often do you speak to her?

Try giraffing all over her.

SnoopDogg wrote:
> Thats a bit dramatic, but i like your main message behind all that,
> and i dont speak to her, only once, that was a week ago, and she's
> single...

Oh.. I didn't really think it was dramatic. Dramatic would be the actual death. Just imagine yourself.. you've just been hit by a bus and you're barely alive, maybe thinking, "Dang. I should've asked Pamela out" And you'll regret not getting the chance to hump her. T'is sad. :( C'MAAAN! Jump around the room a little, get your blood moving. :)