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"Election 2005"

I have made up my mind, after years of being Liberal I am going to vote Labour at the elections next Thursday. Reason are way to many to list but in short, since Labour took over I have bought my own home, we have a good life style we want for little and in general for me at least every thing is tickety Boo just now.

God, I hope it is; it's upsetting to think that there may be 2 people in the world who use learned-by-rote slogans in place of thinking.

Wait..when I stop laughing hysterically for riling you up, again, Light..I will respond. And, I have to get ready for work right now anyways. So, I'll contend with this madness later.

I do love Goatboy's CookieMonster link! That is toooo funny!! :D

Light wrote:
>Can't we just be fwiends? HUGZ?!

Hmmm..sure thing, love.

Celestine wrote:
> Wait..when I stop laughing hysterically for riling you up, again,
> Light..I will respond. And, I have to get ready for work right now
> anyways. So, I'll contend with this madness later.


Awww, can the poor little skank not take the heat? 'kay then, bye bye now. Don't let the door hit your flabby ass on the way out.


Please, for the sake of your children and for the sake of those you love; kill yourself. You're a lonely, self-obsessed cake-crammer with all the personal charm of nazi with B.O., and I long for a world where people like you are provided with razorblades and and a noose whenever they make their attention seeking fake suicide "I just wanna be loved" statements.




What, are you waiting for a punchline? There isn't gonna be one; just step out in front of an oncoming train and (assuming your cellulite-ridden waffle-fuelled body doesn't derail it) accept the inevitable.


For the avoidance of doubt, I'm grinning as I write this. But then, that's because I'm hoping it makes you cry.

Light wrote:
> Celestine wrote:
> Wait..when I stop laughing hysterically for riling you up, again,
> Light..I will respond. And, I have to get ready for work right now
> anyways. So, I'll contend with this madness later.
>
>
> Awww, can the poor little skank not take the heat? 'kay then, bye bye
> now. Don't let the door hit your flabby ass on the way out.
>
>
> Please, for the sake of your children and for the sake of those you
> love; kill yourself. You're a lonely, self-obsessed cake-crammer with
> all the personal charm of nazi with B.O., and I long for a world where
> people like you are provided with razorblades and and a noose whenever
> they make their attention seeking fake suicide "I just wanna be
> loved" statements.
>
> What, are you waiting for a punchline? There isn't gonna be one; just
> step out in front of an oncoming train and (assuming your
> cellulite-ridden waffle-fuelled body doesn't derail it) accept the
> inevitable.
>
>
> For the avoidance of doubt, I'm grinning as I write this.

Light, the rumors are so true..you ARE the biggest ass here on these forums. I couldn't possibly contend with anyone so dire, evil, and ugly. Therefore, I won't be back..and if that door should hit me on the ass on the way out, it would be the biggest thrill having endured any of this here with you.

You suck. Have a nice day! *hugs*

Celestine wrote:

> Light, the rumors are so true..you ARE the biggest ass here on these
> forums. I couldn't possibly contend with anyone so dire, evil, and
> ugly. Therefore, I won't be back..and if that door should hit me on
> the ass on the way out, it would be the biggest thrill having endured
> any of this here with you.
>
> You suck. Have a nice day! *hugs*



You still here?

So why haven't you done the best thing you could do to guarantee your child a happy life and killed yourself.

Go on.

Do it.

Suck on a tailpipe, borrow a gun, open a vein in a warm bath.

Do it.

It's not like anyone will miss you anyway.



Hey, thanks; I'm having a great day now!

You two should just make like rutting bunnies and get it over with.
Light'll feel better having thrown a mercy lay at you, you'll feel better for being felt better and we can all get back to talking about evil corporations and sinister government plans

Goatboy wrote:
> You two should just make like rutting bunnies and get it over with.
> Light'll feel better having thrown a mercy lay at you, you'll feel
> better for being felt better and we can all get back to talking about
> evil corporations and sinister government plans


It would save time, wouldn't it. And it would really upset her. So I'm game...

Do it Celestine.

Just think of jesus, bend over and let Light show you heaven.
Then you can stop using the spin cycle tumbledryer, he'll stop emailing me pictures of kittens and flowers and I can go back to preaching perversion and filth to my people.

Light wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> You two should just make like rutting bunnies and get it over with.
> Light'll feel better having thrown a mercy lay at you, you'll feel
> better for being felt better and we can all get back to talking
> about
> evil corporations and sinister government plans
>
>
> It would save time, wouldn't it. And it would really upset her. So
> I'm game...


He'd be so lucky..

Ummm...unless you can microwave a pizza in your lady garden, I doubt you can top the current Mrs Light.