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"How to deal with a cougar attack"

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A relative of mine.

Well the best strategy I find for dealing with the Cougars, is to keep your voice shakey and high pitched, soil yourself to mark your territory, and perform a native ritual for summoning rain.

Schizophrenic
To coax ones nethers

Slurms wrote:
> Dont say that about Gary Dodds, he will take it out on some helpless
> kiddies. I use the term 'take it out' very literally.

Are you schizophrenic?

Dont say that about Gary Dodds, he will take it out on some helpless kiddies. I use the term 'take it out' very literally.

Hmm, my advice would be to run. Preferably in the direction of other people, in the hope that it would attack them instead.

I would send in Gary J Dodds

I would throw all my posts at it and batter it to death.

*high five*

I fought a cougar once, and WON.

If only Kim had seen this..