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I have the most painful throat I've ever had, it's come out of a remotely sore throat in the last 10 minutes or so.

But - it's so bad that I can't even close my jaw, it really hurts like hell.

And because I've got my mouth gawping open, I'm creating lots of drool.

And I need to swallow it

So I do, and every time I swallow my upper body spasms because the pain is so sharp.

Which makes me throw my arms together.

I'm truly and utterly spazmatazzed. I've never been so Deaconed ever.

Now I need to swallow again! I may as well just give up and let it drool down my chin.

Gargle with something warm and salty ... ?

Hmm ...

Timmargh, you disgust me.

EnglishBloke, you're staying out of the Nostalgia thread. And I asked you what all the Puddin' stuff is about. Go answer me. Pwease?

But I won't read it for a while. It's time for Joey Vs Small Country.

*Manly Sympathy

Stryke wrote:
> EnglishBloke, you're staying out of the Nostalgia thread. And I asked
> you what all the Puddin' stuff is about. Go answer me. Pwease?

Answered it and then saw this. odd, no?

When the day is grey and ordinary, Mary makes the sun shine bright.

You've taken some strong cough syrup, haven't you?

A vanishing breed, that's me.

Why do people always do this? Make posts about them feeling ill? As if anyone on here cares.

We're not gonna all come to your house and be all sympathetic.

But I like you, so I won't moan too much...and this is the General Chat...

Stridman wrote:
> Why do people always do this? Make posts about them feeling ill? As if
> anyone on here cares.

I cared. Alot. I nearly cried.

> We're not gonna all come to your house and be all sympathetic.

I live too far away so had to make do with sending flowers.

> But I like you, so I won't moan too much...and this is the General
> Chat...

Go away.