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"On the pull tonight...."

..nah not really. I'm going to a gay bar and a gay club.

Just thought I'd drive your little minds wild with thoughts of me and a woman getting it on.

and I got free condom and lube from some gay bar.

Ooooh, and from the gay club, you can see Brighton Pier...it was a nice view!

English_Bloke wrote:
> Or maybe her bloke is so inadequate that these men seem butch?

Indeed

Very_Metal wrote:
> Puddin' wrote:
> ..nah not really. I'm going to a gay bar and a gay club.
>
> finally run out of straight people to disappoint then?

I didn't disappoint, I turned a few people straight, mainly the lesbians

Creepy wrote:
> Paradox: wrote:
> is Pudding a she?

Indeed

English_Bloke wrote:
> Yes, she has female bits and everything!

I do???

English_Bloke wrote:
> Well, Puddin is out at a gay club being offered anal sex by 'gay'
> blokes while I'm stuck in watching 'Standing Tall' and 'Fraiser'.

Hahahaha, Frasier is so crap! And the gay bloke only offered me anal because he was taking poppers or something which loosened the muscles, good for anal sex apparently, So i enquired!

Puddin' wrote:
> ..nah not really. I'm going to a gay bar and a gay club.

finally run out of straight people to disappoint then? :P

I SAW it.

It involved the words 'pre-cum', so I thought I best edit it...damn!

I'd say so, seeing as it really did RUIN the innuendo of the GOSH and STICKY.

Hmm, best edit that.

What?
Goulet.

Gosh!

Timmargh wrote:
> It's is lovely and warm, I just wish it wasn't so sticky.

Sorry, I spilt my drink. Yes. Drink.