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"Daily Mail + iPods"

Just read this big essay in today's paper about iPods and the effect they've had on this guy. When The Mail do stuff like this it's usually quite good as there's nowhere for them to make themselves look stupid. (I remember reading a great article in there once about UFOs and stuff, it was quality reading.)

However, today's essay just went back to the proper old DM stuff:

He started by saying what they were, but then started going on about how they're overpriced, how they're far too fragile, how they're a great target for muggers and how they just die meaning they're a complete waste of money...

He then goes on about how great they are!

Stupid people like this need to be beaten, repeatedly.

"Dis thang is whack and iz da worst ting eva! But by it innit, its gr8!"

Yeah, DiscoDexy's on the money.

You're just here to make me miserable

Thanks, or was that not supposed to be a compliment?

you know you are even werider than me and now i'm going to kill myself because i just got fired from my job and that made my girl friends leave me and also now i'm broke and i can't just go to my parents they were killed in a car crash a year age in two daysb

Ok, just try not to leave a mess.

Chipseh wrote:
> Some times, I swear

You're hard.

No he's not - at school they used to call him "Mr. Floppy".

*moans*

Be ashamed.

or "Mr teeny, teeny, weeny; the sweeny of Teenyville."

That was English_Bloke's name.

Just ask Darling.