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"Shocking Chat-Up Lines"

Yes, I'm very bored, but I've heard some classics, so I'm sure others have too:

Ok, for starters...

"If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

Go!

Super Kev wrote:
> Also "Your dad my be a thief, cos he stole the star & put
> them in your eyes".
>
> My mate tried that when we were out about a year ago, but he bottled
> it. He walk up to a girl & said something then walked off quite
> rapid. When we asked him what happened he said that he walked up to
> her couldn't remember what to say & just blerted out "your
> dads a thief" & walked off. Oh how we laughed when she
> walked up & slapped him around the face.

Marvellous, and it's reminded me why i never ever try to chat women up because thats exactly the sort of thing i would do.

cookie monster wrote:
> "You are beginning to feel very sleepy..."

Muahaha...

Ashman wrote:
> Chad Niga wrote:
> "F*** off"
>
> You charmer.

Thanks.

"How'd you like your eggs in the morning?"

:|

Chad Niga wrote:
> "F*** off"

You charmer.

Also "Your dad my be a thief, cos he stole the star & put them in your eyes".

My mate tried that when we were out about a year ago, but he bottled it. He walk up to a girl & said something then walked off quite rapid. When we asked him what happened he said that he walked up to her couldn't remember what to say & just blerted out "your dads a thief" & walked off. Oh how we laughed when she walked up & slapped him around the face.

Let go back to mine so you can sit on my face & we can play the guess the weight game.

"Are your parents Aliens... Coz your definatly out of this world"

Man: I assure you woman I dont want to buy you a drink.
Woman: Why?
Man: Coz your driving me home

"You are beginning to feel very sleepy..."